There once was a man from cape.Epicness
my life is completePearly Gates
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' tami, have you ever had any contact with a male naughty organ? ' She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates. He ask the next girl the same question she says well i once fondled and stroked one, he says okay dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gates. All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One pushes her way to the front of the line. When she gets there he asks, Mariah, what seams to be the rush? She says ' if i'm going to have to gargle that holy water i want to do it before natalie sticks her ass in it!