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Old guys rock.The banker saw his old friend Bob, an eighty-year old salesman, in town.
Bob had lost his wife some years before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Bob if the rumor was true.
Bob assured him that it was. The banker then asked Bob the age of his new bride to be.
Bob proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Bob should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course Bob thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Bob in town again. 'How's the new wife?', asked the banker. Bob proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.' The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?' Without hesitating, Bob said, 'She's pregnant too.' Don't ever underestimate old guys.
Not according to Palmer.Earthly English and importance of spacing !!.
A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a 'Thank you note on email'.
Boss' wife read the mail and filed a divorce in court
The mails says: 'Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order & it is equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired for it and you fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and mine for ever. Thanks a lot"
Moral: space is an essential part in English. And so is personal spell-check for typing errors.