Got a new SUV

which is why they are 50k... I dont need a truck with heated leather seats and all those other bells and whistles but thats what they are because the guy in the business suit needs a 50k truck to substantiate his status as a mans man that wears a suit.

:asIsithereshakingmyheadmakingthesoundofatotalmoronnotunderstandingwtfm33justsaid: :shocked:
 
I'm glad I bought my truck then, so I can feel good about myself when I pull up to work everyday in my suit. Because I sure did not buy my truck to pull my 5th wheel and load up the bikes in the back for day rides, or the Mountain bikes, or haul the boat, load some dirt, bricks, furniture, etc. Oh yeah and what a waste of time having the nice leather heated seats so my wife is happy heading out to the desert on cold winter days which with that option makes her more willing to go camping more....:thinking: should have bought a stripped down half ton.
Yeah I put a 6" lift on my truck so my penis and balls would not drag on the street...:smirk:


:lol: ... you forgot the load of cow crap for the garden :prof: one musn't forget the dung! :smirk: When I had my NAGS my buddy called my dually a hay-hauler! I too needed the daully to give more protection to my boysack from slapping the curbs .... whahhh ? :crazy:
 
I'm just gunna get one of these, forget a 50k trucks when i'm making bank.
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A Mazdaratti .... nice!
 
I'm glad I bought my truck then, so I can feel good about myself when I pull up to work everyday in my suit. Because I sure did not buy my truck to pull my 5th wheel and load up the bikes in the back for day rides, or the Mountain bikes, or haul the boat, load some dirt, bricks, furniture, etc. Oh yeah and what a waste of time having the nice leather heated seats so my wife is happy heading out to the desert on cold winter days which with that option makes her more willing to go camping more....:thinking: should have bought a stripped down half ton.
Yeah I put a 6" lift on my truck so my penis and balls would not drag on the street...:smirk:

I see they even come with dick pills.... much like the IROC's of the late 80's :smirk:

I didnt do the lift but got the extended cab and 8ft bed so my junk dont drag......
your use is legit CDA... I was more or less referring to buy the biggest truck they can because they occassionally throw a bag of mulch in the bed...
 
I see they even come with dick pills.... much like the IROC's of the late 80's :smirk:

I didnt do the lift but got the extended cab and 8ft bed so my junk dont drag......
your use is legit CDA... I was more or less referring to buy the biggest truck they can because they occassionally throw a bag of mulch in the bed...

Hey, if you can get a tax write off than do it. I hate it when my junk drags on the ground. That is why I use the toilet in the mens room that is lower to the ground, not because I am short, but because I hate having to dry my head off after a good piss. :prof:
 
I don't even drive my truck unless it's to haul something or go riding. Well that's not quite true because I drive it once a week because a non driven vehicle is not a good thing. I take the Camry to work or better yet ride.

I might need a different truck though. It's tow rating is less than James's SUV. Damn manual transmissions.
 
I'm glad I bought my truck then, so I can feel good about myself when I pull up to work everyday in my suit. Because I sure did not buy my truck to pull my 5th wheel and load up the bikes in the back for day rides, or the Mountain bikes, or haul the boat, load some dirt, bricks, furniture, etc. Oh yeah and what a waste of time having the nice leather heated seats so my wife is happy heading out to the desert on cold winter days which with that option makes her more willing to go camping more....:thinking: should have bought a stripped down half ton.
Yeah I put a 6" lift on my truck so my penis and balls would not drag on the street...:smirk:

+1

However, my truck is not lifted. Therefor I have sore balls.
 
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