The Official Jokes Thread

the devil once walked in a bar,
Every one ran away only one man had the guts to stay.
The devil asked to the man aren't you scared.
The man replied, "Why should I be, I married your sister 30 years ago".
 
Mexicans are some of the hardest workers around...
yea this is somewhat true but its a pretty common racial joke to hear :noidea: but lets :stirthepot: a little

i have worked with a lot of Mexicans and others of Hispanic descent being in Construction in San Diego and i can say this. The Mexicans are actually a lot lazier, fatter and just in general disrespectful assholes. Its the Guatemalans who are legit. funny thing is they are almost always really little guys but pound for pound some of the strongest people i have ever met. We had 5 Guatemalans on our crew and i have mad respect for those guys. They were all about family and really cool guys. Also dont call them Mexican as they get pissed. They were also way more skilled then the Mexican guys. I have never seen a crew go week after week of ditch digging and not brake a single line except those guys. The Mexican guys from some of the other crews were like me... i see the pipe and try to go around it and wappp im spending 30 mins fixing a line thats filling up my trench :lol:
 
yea this is somewhat true but its a pretty common racial joke to hear :noidea: but lets :stirthepot: a little

i have worked with a lot of Mexicans and others of Hispanic descent being in Construction in San Diego and i can say this. The Mexicans are actually a lot lazier, fatter and just in general disrespectful assholes. Its the Guatemalans who are legit. funny thing is they are almost always really little guys but pound for pound some of the strongest people i have ever met. We had 5 Guatemalans on our crew and i have mad respect for those guys. They were all about family and really cool guys. Also dont call them Mexican as they get pissed. They were also way more skilled then the Mexican guys. I have never seen a crew go week after week of ditch digging and not brake a single line except those guys. The Mexican guys from some of the other crews were like me... i see the pipe and try to go around it and wappp im spending 30 mins fixing a line thats filling up my trench :lol:
very true! the Guatemalans are them tiny guys that pick brush all day where I ride, hard workers!
 
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

:picard:




Get in the car
How do you kill a blonde?


:picard:


Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.
where do you find a dog with no legs?







where you left him
What do you CALL a dog with no legs??? Nothing, it couldn't come to you if you called it anyways. :smirk:
What starts with p and ends in orn?









:naughty:
Popcorn
PORN damn it P.O.R.N.

What starts with F and ends in UCK ??? Firetruck's too obvious!!!!!



Give up????

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?










A pilot.
:shocked: really???
 
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