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I hit powerband and jizzed.
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I showed them all off to my daughters boyfriend. He asked me if I knew where Randsburg is. And when I said yes he acted amazed. Then I told him I had been there many times before you were even born. So, I asked him if he new where rainbow basin is, or coper city. He said no, I said good... Keep it that way you little prick!
:lol: Wee arse:thumb:
 
No Mikey, the correct response would have been I downloaded one off of the interwebz.


I asked my friends father who used to fix oldsmobiles and we hooked up an oscilloscope and we found out that it's not starting. I ordered a manual for a 73 Elsinore because it looks similar to my 97 ktm 250 that I bought for $300. Guy said he did a total rebuild
 
I asked my friends father who used to fix oldsmobiles and we hooked up an oscilloscope and we found out that it's not starting. I ordered a manual for a 73 Elsinore because it looks similar to my 97 ktm 250 that I bought for $300. Guy said he did a total rebuild
He did a total rebuild, then it blew up.
 
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