The Official DBA Members Quote Thread

[James]

When I got on this morning I saw some good quotes from a couple members and figured this would be a good topic.

Keep it on topic

Only add it if a DBA member said it and quote them.

big mama is gonna come over there, break a switch out da tree and whoop yo ass ifn you dont

made it home with the 80 from palmer but mysteriously some sticker that started with a "T" flew off the bike on the way home

 

[rezrider]

Just got done changing the grips and cleaning the airfilter on my bike but it STILL leaks

 

[James]

Just got done changing the grips and cleaning the airfilter on my bike but it STILL leaks

Only add it if a DBA member said it and quote them.

 

[rezrider]

Only add it if a DBA member said it and quote them.

 

[Travace]

I dislocated my hip in Teagle one year and the ambulance ride from there to Ridgecrest was $1000 to go 20 mins. I then had to take an ambulance from Ridgecrest to SCV and it was $10,000. Thank you insurance...

Did this happen because you got out of the chair to fast

 

[CDA]

---Quote (Originally by Naturaledge)---
You should see Manitoba - you can watch your Dog run away from home for 3 days...

 

[James]

You know these bloody wankers. They want to be popular and this is the only way they can be.

 

[CDA]

Well did you see the way he was scraping his nads on that rock as he went down it. It was very reminiscent of a dog rubbing his asshole on the carpet in the living room.

Milk through the nose right there..

 

[James]

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, especially when you are already special

 

[James]

And how in the world could ,"third Igloo down from Old Man Johnson's shack" be an invalid address anyway??

 

[CDA]

I wear my underwear outside my pants when showing up for jury selection, they have never chose me.....

I wonder if I show up in my PJ's that would work....

 

[rezrider]

I wonder if I show up in my PJ's that would work....

Guaranteed ...

 

[James]

Not everyone wants to read fuck this, fuck that.... or even like the irreverent bullshit titles as 'Yo Mama' for the off topic.

This is funny because of who said it, I almost had tears from laughing so hard when I got this.

 

[Rack]

So i was having some pedal clip issues last night and took a couple soil samples

 

[CDA]

Originally Posted by CDA - So i was having some pedal clip issues last night and took a couple soil samples

I'm glad I amuse you...