It's a quad so automatically you need a Sixer of Busch tall boys to get it running. Once started take 5 gals of unleaded regular and pour it liberally into the tank and all over the seat and plastics until the gas can is empty. Then take a Backwoods cigar dipped in gas and light that then toss that onto the seat of the trx. Everything will be fine after that. Since its Florida and there's beer involved it's a BBQ by default.
Sounds about right, I spose here the only difference would be we'd use a walrus dick soaked in whiskey to light off the fag........er I mean four wheeler.
And oh yeah......now delete this thread.
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