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I was telling my kids just the other day an interesting story around the campfire. I said, "Kids, last night I thought I had a WoodTick on my Nutsack so I reached deep into my PJ's and grabbed a huge handful of eggsack (the kids said, "really, and then what happens?"). I didn't want the kids to lose interest in my story despite how, even I was stunned at the impressive size of my "marble bag" so, I said, "oh, I think it's a huge Tick". I grabbed that Tick and proceeded to rip it off.....it wasn't a Tick after all ........it was a birth mole and I guess I screamed like a Boy Band without a record contract. So anyway, the kids were scared for the evening and old Lady Johnson, from two miles down the road, apparently had a stroke. (N-Edge. Circa 2013)

Just thought I would quote myself - you know, 'cause it's interesting and such and such and so forth......:smirk:
 
I was telling my kids just the other day an interesting story around the campfire. I said, "Kids, last night I thought I had a WoodTick on my Nutsack so I reached deep into my PJ's and grabbed a huge handful of eggsack (the kids said, "really, and then what happens?"). I didn't want the kids to lose interest in my story despite how, even I was stunned at the impressive size of my "marble bag" so, I said, "oh, I think it's a huge Tick". I grabbed that Tick and proceeded to rip it off.....it wasn't a Tick after all ........it was a birth mole and I guess I screamed like a Boy Band without a record contract. So anyway, the kids were scared for the evening and old Lady Johnson, from two miles down the road, apparently had a stroke. (N-Edge. Circa 2013)

Just thought I would quote myself - you know, 'cause it's interesting and such and such and so forth......:smirk:
It's "so on and so forth", come on Edge get it right. :prof: :smirk:

JAMES, you're expecitng consistancy however re-read his post and NOTE the bold underlined words/names! it is obvious he is trying to capture your attention by reeling you in to keep your interest.. your undevided attention using various tag lines and humor and so on and so forth................. :shocked: ...... :smirk:
 
JAMES, you're expecitng consistancy however re-read his post and NOTE the bold underlined words/names! it is obvious he is trying to capture your attention by reeling you in to keep your interest.. your undevided attention using various tag lines and humor and so on and so forth................. :shocked: ...... :smirk:

Did I get it right N'edge?
 
ok, lets see if this works, this is how my saturday went, might have to read from bottom up
  1. day at 11:14 PM - jeremymach2015:
    im off to sleep nigga

  2. Yesterday at 11:14 PM - jeremymach2015:
    trololol
  3. Yesterday at 11:13 PM - Peezy:
    time to prove every body wrong and show up to there door step flipping them off

  4. Yesterday at 11:05 PM - jeremymach2015:
    im pissed it doesnt look steep on the sides in the video, that shit was terrifying

  5. Yesterday at 11:05 PM - jeremymach2015:
    were they get held up is a straight up log bridge now
  6. Yesterday at 11:05 PM - SRAD97750:
    dope
  7. Yesterday at 11:02 PM - SRAD97750:
    watchin

  8. Yesterday at 11:01 PM - jeremymach2015:
    looks pussyshit on video its soo rutted out and logs everywhere, the one log especially wasnt down that was suspended in the air that we had to go over

  9. Yesterday at 11:00 PM - jeremymach2015:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY1V6XMpYyY&list=FLGaScVv4SpfhjzVBJjsRk4A&index=7

  10. Yesterday at 11:00 PM - jeremymach2015:
    the very beginning of it is in this video, these guys turned around i think though
  11. Yesterday at 10:59 PM - SRAD97750:
    I'll look it up on google earth and roll back the date
  12. Yesterday at 10:59 PM - SRAD97750:
    nice

  13. Yesterday at 10:57 PM - jeremymach2015:
    but that point is probs close to dead center on trail

  14. Yesterday at 10:57 PM - jeremymach2015:
    indeed
  15. Yesterday at 10:57 PM - SRAD97750:
    just not in the dez
  16. Yesterday at 10:56 PM - SRAD97750:
    oh, we have trees

  17. Yesterday at 10:55 PM - jeremymach2015:
    indeed u guys dont have much trees out there do yah lol
  18. Yesterday at 10:54 PM - SRAD97750:
    all trees
  19. Yesterday at 10:52 PM - SRAD97750:
    Penis legs BK

  20. Yesterday at 10:49 PM - jeremymach2015:
    if you go back to the winterview from 06, u can see the hill just to the right of powerline we were about to have to drop down at very end

  21. Yesterday at 10:48 PM - jeremymach2015:
    80°40'38.35"W

  22. Yesterday at 10:48 PM - jeremymach2015:
    40°34'58.88"N

  23. Yesterday at 10:47 PM - jeremymach2015:
    give me just a sec
  24. Yesterday at 10:42 PM - SRAD97750:
    mmm....
  25. Yesterday at 10:42 PM - SRAD97750:
    i bet

  26. Yesterday at 10:36 PM - jeremymach2015:
    if i gave you guys a gps point of where the middle of the trail is would u be interested

  27. Yesterday at 10:36 PM - jeremymach2015:
    well i learned my lesson, dont drop in to anything anywhere in that fucking valley
  28. Yesterday at 10:32 PM - SRAD97750:
    brb, sometimes you have to do things when they are offered
  29. Yesterday at 10:32 PM - bobkyle2:
    Not that i know of :lol:
  30. Yesterday at 10:31 PM - SRAD97750:
    Been dumping any particualrily large corpses recently and maybe had a prop strike?
  31. Yesterday at 10:31 PM - bobkyle2:
    600 Dollar prop :cry:
  32. Yesterday at 10:31 PM - bobkyle2:
    Yeah :/
  33. Yesterday at 10:30 PM - SRAD97750:
    wow
  34. Yesterday at 10:30 PM - bobkyle2:
    It broke the hub out of it.
  35. Yesterday at 10:29 PM - SRAD97750:
    well, did it explode?
  36. Yesterday at 10:29 PM - bobkyle2:
    I dunno :/
  37. Yesterday at 10:29 PM - SRAD97750:
    what hrappend to yer boat prop buddy?
  38. Yesterday at 10:29 PM - bobkyle2:
    Oh not much, Wore out.
  39. Yesterday at 10:28 PM - SRAD97750:
    what up friend?
  40. Yesterday at 10:28 PM - bobkyle2:
    :cheers:
  41. Yesterday at 10:27 PM - SRAD97750:
    BKBKBK
  42. Yesterday at 10:27 PM - SRAD97750:
    :cheers: to :ride:
  43. Yesterday at 10:27 PM - SRAD97750:
    you'll remember that ride for a lifetime Jmach. You'll look back on it with fondness one day
  44. Yesterday at 10:16 PM - bobkyle2:
    Merfin

  45. Yesterday at 10:10 PM - jeremymach2015:
    it sucked so bad

  46. Yesterday at 10:10 PM - jeremymach2015:
    was the worst riding experience ive ever had in my whole fucking life

  47. Yesterday at 10:08 PM - jeremymach2015:
    we got the fuck out of there and rode back and made it back right before it got really dark

  48. Yesterday at 10:08 PM - jeremymach2015:
    we could see powerline in the distance way up the hill, so my buddy had his knife and we legit cut out a goat path to the powerline

  49. Yesterday at 10:07 PM - jeremymach2015:
    we were not about to hit that shit

  50. Yesterday at 10:07 PM - jeremymach2015:
    then the trail goes down a 400 foot decent that looked like one of the sketchiest hill i have ever seen

  51. Yesterday at 10:06 PM - jeremymach2015:
    im fuckin bout to die of heat stroke and we were tryin to figure out how the fuck to get out
  52. Yesterday at 10:06 PM - SRAD97750:
    damn, I'll have to read back
  53. Yesterday at 10:06 PM - SRAD97750:
    no lights?
  54. Yesterday at 10:06 PM - SRAD97750:
    brb, going to get my girl some dinner

  55. Yesterday at 10:06 PM - jeremymach2015:
    its 8 by the time we all get up there, and we realized we are in some deep shit

  56. Yesterday at 10:05 PM - jeremymach2015:
    it took 5 or 10 minutes each bike
  57. Yesterday at 10:05 PM - SRAD97750:
    MAN UP
  58. Yesterday at 10:05 PM - SRAD97750:
    damn!

  59. Yesterday at 10:05 PM - jeremymach2015:
    by hand

  60. Yesterday at 10:05 PM - jeremymach2015:
    so 1 by 1 the person on the bike would get as far up the hill as possible, then me and the other dude would pull the forks until we were all the way at the top
  61. Yesterday at 10:04 PM - SRAD97750:
    with what?

  62. Yesterday at 10:04 PM - jeremymach2015:
    after 4 or 5 tries we decided we were gonna have to drag the bikes up

  63. Yesterday at 10:04 PM - jeremymach2015:
    none of us could make it past a quarter up the hill it was that bad

  64. Yesterday at 10:03 PM - jeremymach2015:
    then came the worst part, this uphill with 1 single rut

  65. Yesterday at 10:03 PM - jeremymach2015:
    we all dropped down with some sketchbag trickery and made it all safe to a small flatspot
  66. Yesterday at 10:03 PM - SRAD97750:
    :bongtoke:
  67. Yesterday at 10:02 PM - SRAD97750:
    gnar

  68. Yesterday at 10:02 PM - jeremymach2015:
    by this time it was probs 730 or so

  69. Yesterday at 10:02 PM - jeremymach2015:
    we knew we couldnt turn around so we had to do it

  70. Yesterday at 10:02 PM - jeremymach2015:
    ok, so we take a break cause im sittin over there dyin finally gettin over the logs, then we look whats ahead and we think we are megafucked, steep 1 line rut straight the fuck down then a sharp turn at bottom with a sketchbag drop on the left side
  71. Yesterday at 10:01 PM - Peezy:
    d
  72. Yesterday at 10:01 PM - Peezy:
    a
  73. Yesterday at 10:01 PM - Peezy:
    b
  74. Yesterday at 10:01 PM - Peezy:
    y
  75. Yesterday at 10:01 PM - Peezy:
    m
  76. Yesterday at 10:01 PM - SRAD97750:
    yeah you do

  77. Yesterday at 10:01 PM - jeremymach2015:
    shhh im telling a story peezy
  78. Yesterday at 10:00 PM - Peezy:
    i love stand ups now!!!
  79. Yesterday at 10:00 PM - SRAD97750:
    now it's getting dark

  80. Yesterday at 10:00 PM - jeremymach2015:
    then came like 5 ridiculous logs all within 10 feet of eachother with the greasiest mud ever

  81. Yesterday at 9:59 PM - jeremymach2015:
    bout 30 minutes of that or more, then right after that ruts deep enough we were bottoming out forks and swingarms in these ruts
  82. Yesterday at 9:59 PM - SRAD97750:
    adventure!

  83. Yesterday at 9:59 PM - jeremymach2015:
    balance

  84. Yesterday at 9:59 PM - jeremymach2015:
    takes bout 5 minutes each to get over it, u could kind of walk it and stand on rocks on the right to keep ur baland

  85. Yesterday at 9:58 PM - jeremymach2015:
    log bridge with a cliff on 1 side to get over this gully

  86. Yesterday at 9:57 PM - jeremymach2015:
    then the real fun begin

  87. Yesterday at 9:57 PM - jeremymach2015:
    then i picked her up and it went down a lil ways then camp to a suspended in the air tree off camber, there was no way to turn around or go around so we had to go over it, 20 minutes later we get over that, then we dropped down a super steep hill which we were not going to be able to come back up
  88. Yesterday at 9:56 PM - SRAD97750:
    was it a dope singletrack?

  89. Yesterday at 9:56 PM - jeremymach2015:
    i caught a stump within the first 5 feet and ate some shit lol

  90. Yesterday at 9:55 PM - jeremymach2015:
    went out to lookout to check out the view, then decided to drop into this singletrack we saw, bad motherfucking choice
  91. Yesterday at 9:55 PM - SRAD97750:
    :popcorn:

  92. Yesterday at 9:55 PM - jeremymach2015:
    bout 4 oclock we rolled out to go on the gnar ride of the day

  93. Yesterday at 9:54 PM - jeremymach2015:
    then we went on 2 good but kind of hot rides, then our slower buddy left so we decided to kick it up a notch

  94. Yesterday at 9:54 PM - jeremymach2015:
    they go back to camp we went back to camp and chilled
  95. Yesterday at 9:53 PM - SRAD97750:
    @ JAMES, my threads gettin mad views, huh?

  96. Yesterday at 9:53 PM - jeremymach2015:
    so we get my buddys dad to come pick him up with the truck and trailor thank god he blew it up where he did

  97. Yesterday at 9:52 PM - jeremymach2015:
    but kickstart completely locked up

  98. Yesterday at 9:52 PM - jeremymach2015:
    it would still click into nuetrol though

  99. Yesterday at 9:52 PM - jeremymach2015:
    buddys bike decided to blow up bout 20 minutes into ride, rm completely locked up
  100. Yesterday at 9:52 PM - SRAD97750:
    :popcorn:

  101. Yesterday at 9:51 PM - jeremymach2015:
    ok, lets start off with 9 am saturday mornin
  102. Yesterday at 9:51 PM - SRAD97750:
    then i'll tell about why i shed tears today
  103. Yesterday at 9:50 PM - SRAD97750:
    tells us

  104. Yesterday at 9:49 PM - jeremymach2015:
    i will tells u
  105. Yesterday at 9:49 PM - SRAD97750:
    hey
  106. Yesterday at 9:47 PM - Joxy:
    Hey
  107. Yesterday at 9:46 PM - SRAD97750:
    hey errobody
  108. Yesterday at 9:40 PM - Joxy:
    Whywhywhy

  109. Yesterday at 9:39 PM - jeremymach2015:
    jos i had the worsest time yesterdays

  110. Yesterday at 9:39 PM - jeremymach2015:
    yo
 

  1. 48 minutes ago - Naturaledge:
    As much as I am enjoying this riveting conversation ......... I really have to get to bed.......:lol: (when will I learn)

  2. Today at 10:45 PM - Naturaledge:
    Hey Troops :cheers: I have a question that I wanted to ask since Anderson Cooper decided to come clean and tell the world that he enjoys a good arse thump. When you all watch him, can you watch him without thinking his chin has hit more balls than one of Tiger Woods wedges. Please discuss amongst yourselves
:lol:
 
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