James
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Was that a fart box 'box'?I don't think he's talking about the cardboard box
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I don't think he's talking about the cardboard box
It's about time someone figured it out...
It just happens to be the guy that I share a brain with
I was telling my kids just the other day an interesting story around the campfire. I said, "Kids, last night I thought I had a WoodTick on my Nutsack so I reached deep into my PJ's and grabbed a huge handful of eggsack (the kids said, "really, and then what happens?"). I didn't want the kids to lose interest in my story despite how, even I was stunned at the impressive size of my "marble bag" so, I said, "oh, I think it's a huge Tick". I grabbed that Tick and proceeded to rip it off.....it wasn't a Tick after all ........it was a birth mole and I guess I screamed like a Boy Band without a record contract. So anyway, the kids were scared for the evening and old Lady Johnson, from two miles down the road, apparently had a stroke. (N-Edge. Circa 2013)
Just thought I would quote myself - you know, 'cause it's interesting and such and such and so forth......
Just thought I would quote myself - you know, 'cause it's interesting and such and such and so forth......
James
Staff member
Just thought I would quote myself - you know, 'cause it's interesting and such and such and so forth......
It's "so on and so forth", come on Edge get it right.
I was telling my kids just the other day an interesting story around the campfire. I said, "Kids, last night I thought I had a WoodTick on my Nutsack so I reached deep into my PJ's and grabbed a huge handful of eggsack (the kids said, "really, and then what happens?"). I didn't want the kids to lose interest in my story despite how, even I was stunned at the impressive size of my "marble bag" so, I said, "oh, I think it's a huge Tick". I grabbed that Tick and proceeded to rip it off.....it wasn't a Tick after all ........it was a birth mole and I guess I screamed like a Boy Band without a record contract. So anyway, the kids were scared for the evening and old Lady Johnson, from two miles down the road, apparently had a stroke. (N-Edge. Circa 2013)
Just thought I would quote myself - you know, 'cause it's interesting and such and such and so forth......
It's "so on and so forth", come on Edge get it right.
JAMES, you're expecitng consistancy however re-read his post and NOTE the bold underlined words/names! it is obvious he is trying to capture your attention by reeling you in to keep your interest.. your undevided attention using various tag lines and humor and so on and so forth.................
...... JAMES, you're expecitng consistancy however re-read his post and NOTE the bold underlined words/names! it is obvious he is trying to capture your attention by reeling you in to keep your interest.. your undevided attention using various tag lines and humor and so on and so forth.................
Did I get it right N'edge?
ok, lets see if this works, this is how my saturday went, might have to read from bottom up
- day at 11:14 PM - jeremymach2015:
im off to sleep nigga
Yesterday at 11:14 PM - jeremymach2015:
trololol- Yesterday at 11:13 PM - Peezy:
time to prove every body wrong and show up to there door step flipping them off
Yesterday at 11:05 PM - jeremymach2015:
im pissed it doesnt look steep on the sides in the video, that shit was terrifying
Yesterday at 11:05 PM - jeremymach2015:
were they get held up is a straight up log bridge now- Yesterday at 11:05 PM - SRAD97750:
dope- Yesterday at 11:02 PM - SRAD97750:
watchin
Yesterday at 11:01 PM - jeremymach2015:
looks pussyshit on video its soo rutted out and logs everywhere, the one log especially wasnt down that was suspended in the air that we had to go over
Yesterday at 11:00 PM - jeremymach2015:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY1V6XMpYyY&list=FLGaScVv4SpfhjzVBJjsRk4A&index=7
Yesterday at 11:00 PM - jeremymach2015:
the very beginning of it is in this video, these guys turned around i think though- Yesterday at 10:59 PM - SRAD97750:
I'll look it up on google earth and roll back the date- Yesterday at 10:59 PM - SRAD97750:
nice
Yesterday at 10:57 PM - jeremymach2015:
but that point is probs close to dead center on trail
Yesterday at 10:57 PM - jeremymach2015:
indeed- Yesterday at 10:57 PM - SRAD97750:
just not in the dez- Yesterday at 10:56 PM - SRAD97750:
oh, we have trees
Yesterday at 10:55 PM - jeremymach2015:
indeed u guys dont have much trees out there do yah lol- Yesterday at 10:54 PM - SRAD97750:
all trees- Yesterday at 10:52 PM - SRAD97750:
Penis legs BK
Yesterday at 10:49 PM - jeremymach2015:
if you go back to the winterview from 06, u can see the hill just to the right of powerline we were about to have to drop down at very end
Yesterday at 10:48 PM - jeremymach2015:
80°40'38.35"W
Yesterday at 10:48 PM - jeremymach2015:
40°34'58.88"N
Yesterday at 10:47 PM - jeremymach2015:
give me just a sec- Yesterday at 10:42 PM - SRAD97750:
mmm....- Yesterday at 10:42 PM - SRAD97750:
i bet
Yesterday at 10:36 PM - jeremymach2015:
if i gave you guys a gps point of where the middle of the trail is would u be interested
Yesterday at 10:36 PM - jeremymach2015:
well i learned my lesson, dont drop in to anything anywhere in that fucking valley- Yesterday at 10:32 PM - SRAD97750:
brb, sometimes you have to do things when they are offered- Yesterday at 10:32 PM - bobkyle2:
Not that i know of- Yesterday at 10:31 PM - SRAD97750:
Been dumping any particualrily large corpses recently and maybe had a prop strike?- Yesterday at 10:31 PM - bobkyle2:
600 Dollar prop- Yesterday at 10:31 PM - bobkyle2:
Yeah :/- Yesterday at 10:30 PM - SRAD97750:
wow- Yesterday at 10:30 PM - bobkyle2:
It broke the hub out of it.- Yesterday at 10:29 PM - SRAD97750:
well, did it explode?- Yesterday at 10:29 PM - bobkyle2:
I dunno :/- Yesterday at 10:29 PM - SRAD97750:
what hrappend to yer boat prop buddy?- Yesterday at 10:29 PM - bobkyle2:
Oh not much, Wore out.- Yesterday at 10:28 PM - SRAD97750:
what up friend?- Yesterday at 10:28 PM - bobkyle2:
- Yesterday at 10:27 PM - SRAD97750:
BKBKBK- Yesterday at 10:27 PM - SRAD97750:
to
- Yesterday at 10:27 PM - SRAD97750:
you'll remember that ride for a lifetime Jmach. You'll look back on it with fondness one day- Yesterday at 10:16 PM - bobkyle2:
Merfin
Yesterday at 10:10 PM - jeremymach2015:
it sucked so bad
Yesterday at 10:10 PM - jeremymach2015:
was the worst riding experience ive ever had in my whole fucking life
Yesterday at 10:08 PM - jeremymach2015:
we got the fuck out of there and rode back and made it back right before it got really dark
Yesterday at 10:08 PM - jeremymach2015:
we could see powerline in the distance way up the hill, so my buddy had his knife and we legit cut out a goat path to the powerline
Yesterday at 10:07 PM - jeremymach2015:
we were not about to hit that shit
Yesterday at 10:07 PM - jeremymach2015:
then the trail goes down a 400 foot decent that looked like one of the sketchiest hill i have ever seen
Yesterday at 10:06 PM - jeremymach2015:
im fuckin bout to die of heat stroke and we were tryin to figure out how the fuck to get out- Yesterday at 10:06 PM - SRAD97750:
damn, I'll have to read back- Yesterday at 10:06 PM - SRAD97750:
no lights?- Yesterday at 10:06 PM - SRAD97750:
brb, going to get my girl some dinner
Yesterday at 10:06 PM - jeremymach2015:
its 8 by the time we all get up there, and we realized we are in some deep shit
Yesterday at 10:05 PM - jeremymach2015:
it took 5 or 10 minutes each bike- Yesterday at 10:05 PM - SRAD97750:
MAN UP- Yesterday at 10:05 PM - SRAD97750:
damn!
Yesterday at 10:05 PM - jeremymach2015:
by hand
Yesterday at 10:05 PM - jeremymach2015:
so 1 by 1 the person on the bike would get as far up the hill as possible, then me and the other dude would pull the forks until we were all the way at the top- Yesterday at 10:04 PM - SRAD97750:
with what?
Yesterday at 10:04 PM - jeremymach2015:
after 4 or 5 tries we decided we were gonna have to drag the bikes up
Yesterday at 10:04 PM - jeremymach2015:
none of us could make it past a quarter up the hill it was that bad
Yesterday at 10:03 PM - jeremymach2015:
then came the worst part, this uphill with 1 single rut
Yesterday at 10:03 PM - jeremymach2015:
we all dropped down with some sketchbag trickery and made it all safe to a small flatspot- Yesterday at 10:03 PM - SRAD97750:
:bongtoke:- Yesterday at 10:02 PM - SRAD97750:
gnar
Yesterday at 10:02 PM - jeremymach2015:
by this time it was probs 730 or so
Yesterday at 10:02 PM - jeremymach2015:
we knew we couldnt turn around so we had to do it
Yesterday at 10:02 PM - jeremymach2015:
ok, so we take a break cause im sittin over there dyin finally gettin over the logs, then we look whats ahead and we think we are megafucked, steep 1 line rut straight the fuck down then a sharp turn at bottom with a sketchbag drop on the left side- Yesterday at 10:01 PM - Peezy:
d- Yesterday at 10:01 PM - Peezy:
a- Yesterday at 10:01 PM - Peezy:
b- Yesterday at 10:01 PM - Peezy:
y- Yesterday at 10:01 PM - Peezy:
m- Yesterday at 10:01 PM - SRAD97750:
yeah you do
Yesterday at 10:01 PM - jeremymach2015:
shhh im telling a story peezy- Yesterday at 10:00 PM - Peezy:
i love stand ups now!!!- Yesterday at 10:00 PM - SRAD97750:
now it's getting dark
Yesterday at 10:00 PM - jeremymach2015:
then came like 5 ridiculous logs all within 10 feet of eachother with the greasiest mud ever
Yesterday at 9:59 PM - jeremymach2015:
bout 30 minutes of that or more, then right after that ruts deep enough we were bottoming out forks and swingarms in these ruts- Yesterday at 9:59 PM - SRAD97750:
adventure!
Yesterday at 9:59 PM - jeremymach2015:
balance
Yesterday at 9:59 PM - jeremymach2015:
takes bout 5 minutes each to get over it, u could kind of walk it and stand on rocks on the right to keep ur baland
Yesterday at 9:58 PM - jeremymach2015:
log bridge with a cliff on 1 side to get over this gully
Yesterday at 9:57 PM - jeremymach2015:
then the real fun begin
Yesterday at 9:57 PM - jeremymach2015:
then i picked her up and it went down a lil ways then camp to a suspended in the air tree off camber, there was no way to turn around or go around so we had to go over it, 20 minutes later we get over that, then we dropped down a super steep hill which we were not going to be able to come back up- Yesterday at 9:56 PM - SRAD97750:
was it a dope singletrack?
Yesterday at 9:56 PM - jeremymach2015:
i caught a stump within the first 5 feet and ate some shit lol
Yesterday at 9:55 PM - jeremymach2015:
went out to lookout to check out the view, then decided to drop into this singletrack we saw, bad motherfucking choice- Yesterday at 9:55 PM - SRAD97750:
Yesterday at 9:55 PM - jeremymach2015:
bout 4 oclock we rolled out to go on the gnar ride of the day
Yesterday at 9:54 PM - jeremymach2015:
then we went on 2 good but kind of hot rides, then our slower buddy left so we decided to kick it up a notch
Yesterday at 9:54 PM - jeremymach2015:
they go back to camp we went back to camp and chilled- Yesterday at 9:53 PM - SRAD97750:
@ JAMES, my threads gettin mad views, huh?
Yesterday at 9:53 PM - jeremymach2015:
so we get my buddys dad to come pick him up with the truck and trailor thank god he blew it up where he did
Yesterday at 9:52 PM - jeremymach2015:
but kickstart completely locked up
Yesterday at 9:52 PM - jeremymach2015:
it would still click into nuetrol though
Yesterday at 9:52 PM - jeremymach2015:
buddys bike decided to blow up bout 20 minutes into ride, rm completely locked up- Yesterday at 9:52 PM - SRAD97750:
Yesterday at 9:51 PM - jeremymach2015:
ok, lets start off with 9 am saturday mornin- Yesterday at 9:51 PM - SRAD97750:
then i'll tell about why i shed tears today- Yesterday at 9:50 PM - SRAD97750:
tells us
Yesterday at 9:49 PM - jeremymach2015:
i will tells u- Yesterday at 9:49 PM - SRAD97750:
hey- Yesterday at 9:47 PM - Joxy:
Hey- Yesterday at 9:46 PM - SRAD97750:
hey errobody- Yesterday at 9:40 PM - Joxy:
Whywhywhy
Yesterday at 9:39 PM - jeremymach2015:
jos i had the worsest time yesterdays
Yesterday at 9:39 PM - jeremymach2015:
yo
James
Staff member
That would make a good story on a flight from NY to LA
48 minutes ago - Naturaledge:
As much as I am enjoying this riveting conversation ......... I really have to get to bed.......
Today at 10:45 PM - Naturaledge:
Hey Troops