The DBA TDay Ride Report
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Looks like you guys had a lot of fun 
Nice dirt nap James 
and you rode a Honda 
That's against our Kawi rules 
We will let it slip this time 
Nice dirt nap James and you rode a Honda That's against our Kawi rules We will let it slip this time 
Was this a riding trip or a dirt nap trip? What is all this on the ground stuff? That's not the idea....
I guess I'm just chicken. I go pretty slow (compared to actual fast guys) and I like to go to work on Monday so it's my policy that I don't do those dirt naps too often.
It also keeps those embarrassing photos untaken. I don't think that in my years of internet arranged rids that anyone has managed to get a dirt nap shot. Uh-oh now I've done it. I better find some wood to knock on quick or the next ride report will feature yours truly dirt napping.
I guess I'm just chicken. I go pretty slow (compared to actual fast guys) and I like to go to work on Monday so it's my policy that I don't do those dirt naps too often.
It also keeps those embarrassing photos untaken. I don't think that in my years of internet arranged rids that anyone has managed to get a dirt nap shot. Uh-oh now I've done it. I better find some wood to knock on quick or the next ride report will feature yours truly dirt napping.
Timoyz got that one when he and Dust_Devil were racing the sun to get back to camp before dark. Those lucky SOB'sMeanwhile, I was getting driven back to camp by the lovely Denise. With my dead bike in the back of the truck.
You had the pleasure of the Dust Devil tour with the lovely chase truck driver Denise. Both very cool people!Was this a riding trip or a dirt nap trip? What is all this on the ground stuff? That's not the idea....
I guess I'm just chicken. I go pretty slow (compared to actual fast guys) and I like to go to work on Monday so it's my policy that I don't do those dirt naps too often.
It also keeps those embarrassing photos untaken. I don't think that in my years of internet arranged rids that anyone has managed to get a dirt nap shot. Uh-oh now I've done it. I better find some wood to knock on quick or the next ride report will feature yours truly dirt napping.
That's an awfully deep and beautiful grave you just dug yourself.
P.S. Rack you really need to get out of second gear and get faster because it is sad that you are so slow you have to get the guys in front of you to stage their dirt naps in order to get the pics.
Timoyz got that one when he and Dust_Devil were racing the sun to get back to camp before dark. Those lucky SOB's
You forgot 3 cases of Indian Wells Brew.
They're the best. We hung out there on Friday, after we checked out of the Heritage. After a few beverages, we got to meet Friendly Fred. He's basically one bad ass single track poacher from way back, who worked a career in motorcycles. Talking to him was awesome, and I only hope to see a tenth of what he's done.
Was this a riding trip or a dirt nap trip? What is all this on the ground stuff? That's not the idea....
I guess I'm just chicken. I go pretty slow (compared to actual fast guys) and I like to go to work on Monday so it's my policy that I don't do those dirt naps too often.
It also keeps those embarrassing photos untaken. I don't think that in my years of internet arranged rids that anyone has managed to get a dirt nap shot. Uh-oh now I've done it. I better find some wood to knock on quick or the next ride report will feature yours truly dirt napping.
I had three naps. The one on Tuesday was a wet slide into a marsh, which grabbed the front wheel. Number 2 on Wednesday, was a combination of dust, speed, and beer. The Geekslide over the bars on Turkey Day, was because I tried to pass the line, and rolled off the wrong direction, and tried to turn sharp at the bottom. There will be shots of the aftermath to prove that I don't have enough talent to pull that off.
That damn Breathalyzer sensor that comes on those Hondas are a bitch...Timoyz got that one when he and Dust_Devil were racing the sun to get back to camp before dark. Those lucky SOB's
neener neener rack didnt get any dirt nap pics of me
Now you did it....
So that is what tripped the sensor?You forgot 3 cases of Indian Wells Brew.
I had one Dirt Nap and nobody was there to capitalize....I had three naps. The one on Tuesday was a wet slide into a marsh, which grabbed the front wheel. Number 2 on Wednesday, was a combination of dust, speed, and beer. The Geekslide over the bars on Turkey Day, was because I tried to pass the line, and rolled off the wrong direction, and tried to turn sharp at the bottom. There will be shots of the aftermath to prove that I don't have enough talent to pull that off.
James
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Looks like you guys had a lot of fun
I know, what's even worst is that there's other incriminating photos floating around. (No comment, I'm hoping that their camera spazzed out) Thanks for sharing everyone!
Thanks again!
You might have a point, as long as you don't mind jumping. And yeah I'd never climbed a 300 ft hill before, except on a ski lift, and that wasn't even in Indiana. However I'm ready to go back out and take another crack at it.
Oh buddy did you ever open a can of worms and the funny thing is that there's no taking it back. 
Was this a riding trip or a dirt nap trip? What is all this on the ground stuff? That's not the idea....
I guess I'm just chicken. I go pretty slow (compared to actual fast guys) and I like to go to work on Monday so it's my policy that I don't do those dirt naps too often.
It also keeps those embarrassing photos untaken. I don't think that in my years of internet arranged rids that anyone has managed to get a dirt nap shot. Uh-oh now I've done it. I better find some wood to knock on quick or the next ride report will feature yours truly dirt napping.
You are done now. The dirt nap patrol will be on your ass.
Don't get jealous Rack.