Im An Outlaw, On a Iron Horse I Ride!!!!!

rezrider · Jun 28, 2010

Did you know that Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because....there IS no protection from Chuck Norris!!! :banana:

rezrider · Jun 28, 2010

Travace:
i did know that... did YOU know that when chuck does a push up he doesnt actually push up but instead he pushes the earth down?

Yes I did but did YOU know that he is suing NBC claming that "Law and Order" are trademark names for his right and left legs????? :prof:

Travace · Jun 28, 2010

stop guys you are scaring me... i might not EVER get on a horse trail again ... i dont want chuck coming after me.

TWS · Jun 28, 2010

Cool vids Travace. Watch out for Chuck.

rezrider · Jun 29, 2010

Travace:
stop guys you are scaring me... i might not EVER get on a horse trail again ... i dont want chuck coming after me.

If you ride it Chuck will come! Not sure I like how that sounds but it's the best I got for now!

goliver · Jul 13, 2010

Great vid. I want to get a setup like that so hopefully I can show my wife why riding is so damn much fun! :banana:

Rack · Jul 14, 2010

goliver:
Great vid. I want to get a setup like that so hopefully I can show my wife why riding is so damn much fun!

My wife was watching some of our riding videos last night and said, "I don't get it, why would you want to ride through the trees getting slapped by branches all day?"

:smirk:

timoyz · Jul 14, 2010

KTMRack:
My wife was watching some of our riding videos last night and said, "I don't get it, why would you want to ride through the trees getting slapped by branches all day?"

Classic come back for that is "I like eatin' bush!" Then step back quick, because the slap is coming. :busted:

Rack · Jul 14, 2010

timoyz:
Classic come back for that is "I like eatin' bush!" Then step back quick, because the slap is coming.

Damn, that is a good one!

I'll have to remember that one :smirk:

Naturaledge · Jul 14, 2010

timoyz:
When Chuck goes swimming he doesn't get wet... the water gets Chuck.

Oh dang, that was funny. :lol:

Naturaledge · Jul 14, 2010

rezrider:
Yes I did but did YOU know that he is suing NBC claming that "Law and Order" are trademark names for his right and left legs?????

Yes I heard that but, did you know that Chuck Norris was once on an episode of Jeopardy? That episode was notible because it was the first time in the show's history that Alex Trebek appeared with out a mustache.......or a head.

rezrider · Jul 15, 2010

Naturaledge:
Yes I heard that but, did you know that Chuck Norris was once on an episode of Jeopardy? That episode was notible because it was the first time in the show's history that Alex Trebek appeared with out a mustache.......or a head.

I was expecting the comment to be that Chuck said, "No Alex, YOU are wrong"...make another selelction! :prof:

Chuck Norris is da man for $1000 please... :smirk:

Rack · Jul 15, 2010

rezrider:
I was expecting the comment to be that Chuck said, "No Alex, YOU are wrong"...make another selelction! Chuck Norris is da man for $1000 please...

Jeff aka BOLT · Jul 19, 2010

The sad thing Travace is when the popo does stop you and they take the camera for EVIDENCE you are SCREWED !

It's kinda like those videos the gangsta brothers take of their crimes that we get to see on TV... LOL

If you get stopped swallow the SD card FAST ! :lol:

Travace · Jul 19, 2010

WINGNUT:
The sad thing Travace is when the popo does stop you and they take the camera for EVIDENCE you are SCREWED !

It's kinda like those videos the gangsta brothers take of their crimes that we get to see on TV... LOL

If you get stopped swallow the SD card FAST !

what do you mean? if the cops stop you you are done anyway... im not a thug gangster i dont run or lie. These are things im fully aware of and prepared to deal with the consquences before i got out and break the law.