**Ahem!** For all you guys with some miles on the odometer...
I was having to pull things away from me to see them clearly...far things were fuzzy.
I haven't been to an optometrist in a bazillion years! It was sucking and getting annoying.
This hot little Indian Beotch with nice hooters hooked me up! She gave me some contact lenses that give me Hubble Space Telescope far vision and Nano-Vision close vision at the same time!
The difference in life is remarkable! GTFO! I feel like a new man!
It's better than cool!
I was having to pull things away from me to see them clearly...far things were fuzzy.
I haven't been to an optometrist in a bazillion years! It was sucking and getting annoying.
This hot little Indian Beotch with nice hooters hooked me up! She gave me some contact lenses that give me Hubble Space Telescope far vision and Nano-Vision close vision at the same time!
The difference in life is remarkable! GTFO! I feel like a new man!
It's better than cool!