You might be a Dirt Bike Rider if...
- Thread starter James
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Being out in the dez last weekend with no bike and camping, trying to control the drool...
I doubt that had anything to do with bikes and riding........
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you might be a dirt bike rider if...
hockey/ football guys complain about how hard practice was last night.. and you're thinkin' "do you know what I do every weekend"
All the dr's at the emergency room know you on a first name basis.
spas would charge a fortune for all the mud you have on your face after you get done racing
If you think taking it full throttle is the answer to all life's problems
somebody asks you if you're ok after a crash and you say "all I remember was dirt, sky, dirt sky, hospital
you're in three classes with one of your riding buddies, and all of the teachers wanna kill you
you see a lil' kid at the track playing with a toy bike and you think "aaww... keep rockin' kid"
hockey/ football guys complain about how hard practice was last night.. and you're thinkin' "do you know what I do every weekend"
All the dr's at the emergency room know you on a first name basis.
spas would charge a fortune for all the mud you have on your face after you get done racing
If you think taking it full throttle is the answer to all life's problems
somebody asks you if you're ok after a crash and you say "all I remember was dirt, sky, dirt sky, hospital
you're in three classes with one of your riding buddies, and all of the teachers wanna kill you
you see a lil' kid at the track playing with a toy bike and you think "aaww... keep rockin' kid"
You have a t-shirt with Emily's avatar on it.
Your family complains that you smell like gas half the time
(Only when i cold start mine with some 32:1, mushroom clouds! )
You know what FMF means (toughie)
Theres a 4 foot high stack of old DB magazines you incist on keeping!
When you see TV commercials for Honda or Suzuki, you get excited.
You almost crash the truck when a guy with a bike on a trailer drives by.
Bike parts come before the necesseties
Your closet is full of brand shirts
..If you put a FMF sticker over your Ford logo!
Your family complains that you smell like gas half the time
(Only when i cold start mine with some 32:1, mushroom clouds! )You know what FMF means (toughie)
Theres a 4 foot high stack of old DB magazines you incist on keeping!
When you see TV commercials for Honda or Suzuki, you get excited.
You almost crash the truck when a guy with a bike on a trailer drives by.
Bike parts come before the necesseties
Your closet is full of brand shirts
..If you put a FMF sticker over your Ford logo!
Get ready Jax, it sound like she is hooked
so be ready
because ladies like us require good meals and pit support when were out riding and racing