You might be a Dirt Bike Rider if...

[James]

You had some good ones in there jft.

If you have to take a sharpie and write "do not add oil" to the gas cap of your truck.....


(You thumper riders might not get that )

 

[rezrider]

...You ride a dirt bike

Brilliant my boy simply BRILLIANT...

 

[rezrider]

Your phone is full of bike pics! In every position possible

Awwww you beat me to it............. HE isn't 14 I tell ya!

 

[Sun]

You might be a dirt biker if you have a pipe in your freezer

 

[rezrider]

Your reading material is stacked in the john ..... cuz it's the only ALONE time you have to catch up the latest shizzz ...

 

[CDA]

Your reading material is stacked in the john ..... cuz it's the only ALONE time you have to catch up the latest shizzz ...

That is where I get all my reports and e-mails done...

 

[rezrider]

That is where I get all my reports and e-mails done...

PERFECT.........I'll be in the bathroom readfing and telling my wife about ??? when she says, I can't hear you through the door so I open it..............then she says, that's NOT what I meant...tak to me when you're done. Then I tell here, Oh, I've been done, just catching up!

 

[James]

if you see someone with a fox shirt on, you ask them what they ride. when they answer "quad" you walk away mad

They at least ride, around here you can ask those people "What do you ride" and they'll be like "Huh? What? Ride? Oh no I don't ride.".

 

[Weathergeek]

you have had monkey butt
you go BBRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPP in the middle of class
you know what casing it is
you know what scrubbing is
if you see someone with a fox shirt on, you ask them what they ride. when they answer "quad" you walk away mad
you ride on saturday, and dont unload the bikes til sunday
if you have a stock pile of tires that are 'used but not used up'
if you hate changing ties
if you have cleaned an air filter
if you know what spooge is
if your girlfriend is a nationally ranked woman's B class rider
if you bench race on a daily basis with your better half
if you make everything competitive

Great stuff.

 

[Weathergeek]

You walk up to your bike, touch it, pet it, and talk to it on a regular basis.

 

[justincr250]

you have had monkey butt
you go BBRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPP in the middle of class
you know what casing it is
you know what scrubbing is
if you see someone with a fox shirt on, you ask them what they ride. when they answer "quad" you walk away mad
you ride on saturday, and dont unload the bikes til sunday
if you have a stock pile of tires that are 'used but not used up'
if you hate changing ties
if you have cleaned an air filter
if you know what spooge is
if your girlfriend is a nationally ranked woman's B class rider
if you bench race on a daily basis with your better half
if you make everything competitive

Haha this made me laugh because the thing with the people wearing fox shirts I do that all the time. I also get mad when they say nothing if you don't ride don't wear it lol

 

[rezrider]

you walk up to your bike, touch it, pet it, and talk to it on a regular basis.

freak..............

 

[yamadogyz]

You walk up to your bike, touch it, pet it, and talk to it on a regular basis.

All I'm going to say...

A guy loves his bike

 

[Rack]

You know you're a dirt bike rider when you can hang out at the craft store with your wife and surf DBA

 

[Mojavekid18]

Your a dirt bike addict if you use sudu as an expression