You might be a Dirt Bike Rider if...

James

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You might be a Dirt Bike Rider if...
  1. Your freezer is full of ice packs.
  2. You randomly start making bike noises.
  3. You know what arm pump is.
  4. You love the smell of racing fuel.
  5. You know what BRAAAAPP means.
...

Need some more ideas. :ride:

BTW this list is for "You might be a Dirt Bike Rider" and not "You might be a Dirt Bike Addict". :prof: Big difference. :smirk:
 
Why, cause im the only one who "rides a dirt bike"? :shocked:

I run pump gas.... never had arm pump... my freezer is full of...food... can't say i make random dirtbike noises....

pump gas, no arm pump, but i do have ice packs and i make random dirt bike noise. you're just lame :prof:
 
The only problem with #1 is if you need those ice packs often, you might not be in it for the long haul. I do have a few ice packs though.
 
you have had monkey butt
you go BBRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPP in the middle of class
you know what casing it is
you know what scrubbing is
if you see someone with a fox shirt on, you ask them what they ride. when they answer "quad" you walk away mad
you ride on saturday, and dont unload the bikes til sunday
if you have a stock pile of tires that are 'used but not used up'
if you hate changing ties
if you have cleaned an air filter
if you know what spooge is
if your girlfriend is a nationally ranked woman's B class rider
if you bench race on a daily basis with your better half
if you make everything competitive
 
you have had monkey butt
you go BBRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPP in the middle of class
you know what casing it is
you know what scrubbing is
if you see someone with a fox shirt on, you ask them what they ride. when they answer "quad" you walk away mad
you ride on saturday, and dont unload the bikes til sunday
if you have a stock pile of tires that are 'used but not used up'
if you hate changing ties
if you have cleaned an air filter
if you know what spooge is
if your girlfriend is a nationally ranked woman's B class rider
if you bench race on a daily basis with your better half
if you make everything competitive

Those were great!:thumb:

monkey butt sucks....
so does changing tires....
 
if you have a seperate banking account just for racing, riding trips or bike repairs and there is more in that than the household acc.....
.....I know I do:smirk:
 
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