**Ahem!** For all you guys with some miles on the odometer...
I was having to pull things away from me to see them clearly...far things were fuzzy.
I haven't been to an optometrist in a bazillion years! It was sucking and getting annoying.
This hot little Indian Beotch with nice hooters hooked me up! She gave me some contact lenses that give me Hubble Space Telescope far vision and Nano-Vision close vision at the same time!
The difference in life is remarkable! GTFO! I feel like a new man!
It's better than cool!
I was having to pull things away from me to see them clearly...far things were fuzzy.
I haven't been to an optometrist in a bazillion years! It was sucking and getting annoying.
This hot little Indian Beotch with nice hooters hooked me up! She gave me some contact lenses that give me Hubble Space Telescope far vision and Nano-Vision close vision at the same time!
The difference in life is remarkable! GTFO! I feel like a new man!
It's better than cool!

However it cracked me up enough that I figured it could be moved to the off topic section. 
has been chocked enough!
.....if it was before, they ought to be REAL nice now! 
Gotta get some reading glasses soon.




These are much better as you get a fresh pair everytime.