You might be a redneck if

You consider a propane tortch a lighter
Your trucks tires cost more than the truck its self
You have made a pool in the back of your truck
You dream about new weapon designs
You have a refrigerator in your living room
You have Wide stroke #3's on your bike and your truck
Feel free to add more
 
I will fly my pantera confederate flag in my truck bed with no remorse once I get a flag pole. I live in jew bag liberal town as well which makes it 10 times better.
 
Well, here we go.

If your neighborhood looks like this:


Your backyard is a shooting range:


If this is your idea of a pool (take off the bed, put it on stilts and light a fire under it and you have a hot tub):


If your trench, if you have one, ends up looking like this:


If your truck's tires cost more than the actual truck:



I think I'll stop here. A picture is worth a thousand words!
 
I will fly my pantera confederate flag in my truck bed with no remorse once I get a flag pole. I live in jew bag liberal town as well which makes it 10 times better.
I fly mine proudly! Minus the Pantera part. Love them though.

 
Well, here we go.

If your neighborhood looks like this:


Your backyard is a shooting range:


If this is your idea of a pool (take off the bed, put it on stilts and light a fire under it and you have a hot tub):


If your trench, if you have one, ends up looking like this:


If your truck's tires cost more than the actual truck:



I think I'll stop here. A picture is worth a thousand words!
If thats you, I love you.

I fly mine proudly! Minus the Pantera part. Love them though.

It is you..... :banana:
 
Debra Jackson said she likes shopping at the dollar palace because its convenient and casual. " I dont have to get all dressed up like Im goin to wal-mart or something."
 
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

You think a subdivision is part of a math problem
 
might be a redneck if... the best looking part of you bike is where you've spray painted the number plates and sharpied the wheels!
 
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