James
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Another smart one who catches on fast.
KTMRACK:
Hey you guys are the coolest "old" people I know.
On a serious side, my grandpa died at 90 years old, so 45 isn't that old. I just like giving you guys crap.
You know you are a true Dirt Bike Addict when.....
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Hey you guys are the coolest "old" people I know.On a serious side, my grandpa died at 90 years old, so 45 isn't that old. I just like giving you guys crap.
Giving of the crap is what keeps this place alive. Keep it coming.
Mr. RACK on the other hand....
Keep it coming. Mr. RACK on the other hand....you know your a DBA when you wish your girlfriend smelled like two stroke exhaust!! haha
you know your true DBA when you get weaker each and every day that passes without riding your bike! 
you know your true DBA when you get weaker each and every day that passes without riding your bike!
Yea...I wake up weak and tired!
Man, I wish I was old so I could be cool like you guys
Anyways, you know you're a DBA when:
You have random dirt bike parts strewn about your house (left fork against the bed, tires in the closet, pre-mix oil on the dresser, etc)
You make dirt bike noises- ALL the time. In situations where it's completely inappropriate.
You'll go out of your way to get your riding fix, even if that means approaching someone you don't even know, that has a bike, and subtlely hinting to him that you'd like to try it out, all while on vacation.
(I'll admit though...it was a quad at least it was a 450...)
Anyways, you know you're a DBA when:
You have random dirt bike parts strewn about your house (left fork against the bed, tires in the closet, pre-mix oil on the dresser, etc)
You make dirt bike noises- ALL the time. In situations where it's completely inappropriate.
You'll go out of your way to get your riding fix, even if that means approaching someone you don't even know, that has a bike, and subtlely hinting to him that you'd like to try it out, all while on vacation.
(I'll admit though...it was a quad at least it was a 450...)true DBA-
Going to Italy in October... NOT excited... Leaning Tower of Pisa... Rome... Colosseum... Venice... BAH... the closest I'll get to riding a bike is a freaking Vespa, and even then, I'll have my wife on the back...
(SO hoping she doesn't see this post... and hoping some smartass doesn't link it to her
Going to Italy in October... NOT excited... Leaning Tower of Pisa... Rome... Colosseum... Venice... BAH... the closest I'll get to riding a bike is a freaking Vespa, and even then, I'll have my wife on the back...
(SO hoping she doesn't see this post... and hoping some smartass doesn't link it to her
Man, I wish I was old so I could be cool like you guys
So, what approach did you use? Hey, is that your quad? You know I race quads professionally, they say THAT quad is the best and I was thinking of getting one, mind if I try it?
This is to Funny !Man, I wish I was old so I could be cool like you guys
Anyways, you know you're a DBA when:
You have random dirt bike parts strewn about your house (left fork against the bed, tires in the closet, pre-mix oil on the dresser, etc)
You make dirt bike noises- ALL the time. In situations where it's completely inappropriate.
You'll go out of your way to get your riding fix, even if that means approaching someone you don't even know, that has a bike, and subtlely hinting to him that you'd like to try it out, all while on vacation.
AS Weathergeek would say...." You seem to be wise beyond your years my son."
Just don't fall for the tequilla and candy trick.
Very well put. Have you tried such a line like that before ? cuz I'm wondering how you came up with it? Excellent. Very funny too.So, what approach did you use? Hey, is that your quad? You know I race quads professionally, they say THAT quad is the best and I was thinking of getting one, mind if I try it?
I'd be board too! My God!