You asked why people give you a hard time, this is it right here. Nobody can say anything without you recommending a 500. Nobody wants your fucking 500, and I'm sick of hearing about it. I know they existed and exist and that they had a shit load of power, but I don't care. Not the bike for me, I (as most people are) can ride a 250f or 450 as fast if not faster than we could a 500.
If you're going to talk to me, you'll have to do so without mentioning anything about a CR/KX500, otherwise I simply won't reply.