The four rules of life

Weathergeek

Weathergeek

My rules (at least for camping):

1. Get up, make coffee and watch the world go by.:rolleyes:
2. Go on one longer ride as opposed to shorter ones.:thumb:
3. Little alcohol till done riding... THEN make up for lost time. (Did somebody say shot?):banana::banana:
4. Shot number 2, then think (ONLY THINK) about dinner.
5. Shots 3 thru 17, then light grill and make dinner.
6. Finish dinner, sit by the fire with good friends, a bit more alcohol, a cigar and few firecrackers.:devil::smirk:
 
LeadHead

LeadHead

  1. Cardio
  2. The Double Tap
  3. Beware of Bathrooms
  4. Wear Seat Belts
  5. No Attachments
  6. The “Skillet”
  7. Travel Light
  8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
  9. With your Bare Hands
  10. Don’t Swing Low
  11. Use Your Foot
  12. Bounty Paper Towels
  13. Shake it Off
  14. Always carry a change of underwear
  15. Bowling Ball
  16. Opportunity Knocks
  17. (Don’t) be a hero
  18. Limber Up
  19. Break it Up
  20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
  21. Avoid Strip Clubs
  22. When in doubt Know your way out
  23. Zipplock
  24. Use your thumbs
  25. Shoot First
  26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
  27. Incoming!
  28. Double-Knot your Shoes
  29. The Buddy System
  30. Pack your stain stick
  31. Check the back seat
  32. Enjoy the little things
  33. Swiss army Knife

Just in case a zombie apocalypse occurs...:smirk:
 
LeadHead

LeadHead

James:
:cry: Hey I resent that. :lol: to bad it's true.:P
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Yeah, yeah. I know it is. :lol:

I'm going to make your days hell just because you switched the tab position. Guess what the first thing I did when I logged on DBA? That's right, I clicked Classifieds. Did I want to...NO! :P
 
James

James

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v757b:
I'm going to make your days hell just because you switched the tab position. Guess what the first thing I did when I logged on DBA? That's right, I clicked Classifieds. Did I want to...NO! :P
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:thinking: You know I should make a style just for you and so I can change stuff around every day. :smirk:
 
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