The four rules of life

The four rules of life. For what it's worth I try to abide by the rules.
However I have broken ALL of them more than once:

Rule 1: Believe nothing or anybody. Check it for yourself.
Rule 2: NEVER, NEVER say no to coffee.
Rule 3: A girl can never have to much blue eye shadow.
Rule 4: If it flies, floats or f***s, rent it.

Endeavor to live by the rules and life will become much simpler.
 
The four rules of life. For what it's worth I try to abide by the rules.
However I have broken ALL of them more than once:

Rule 1: Believe nothing or anybody. Check it for yourself.
Rule 2: NEVER, NEVER say no to coffee.
Rule 3: A girl can never have to much blue eye shadow.
or I prefer the darker porn star eye shadow
or hooker hoops that are too big
or CFme shoes that are too tall
or skirts that are too short...:shocked:
or shirts cut too low...
Rule 4: If it flies, floats or f***s, rent it.

Endeavor to live by the rules and life will become much simpler.
Fixed it a little
 
Prime, propellant, and bullet proper.

Those are the rules of life. :thumb:
Ya know, it actually is pretty amazing what all you can do with those simple rules.
 
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