I just had a jalepeno and cream cheese bagel, and I just want to say, I'm in love with carbs!
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Your butthole is gonna love you tomorrow.
A woman hears her husband crying loudly and screaming so she hurries in to comfort him: When he can finally form a sentence she asks "what has you so upset?" and he asks, "Do you remember when you were in high school and I got your pregnant?" she answers "yes of course I do." and he says "your father told me if I didnt marry you I was going to get 25 years in prison!!" again she says "yes, I remember that too." and he says "Well I would be out NOW!!""
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No, you should get a hondacr500af and be a sidewinder.
An hour ago this was no problem but she just text me saying dont be drinking my guinness
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An hour ago this was no problem but she just text me saying dont be drinking my guinness
Uh oh you're in Barney....
Only 1.... so far
So hard to find the gears.
