So over New Years and Pres. Day I attempted to find the Royal Flush and have a go at it. I know I have been done it years ago and knew where it was roughly, but for some reason we missed it each time. So during the week while Rack was chillin' in the dez, I start getting these messages from him that he found the "Royal Flush". He said it was the "shit" and they almost "Crapped" their pants going down and "UP" it. I was pretty excited about it being found and almost "soiled" myself when I was driving out to the dez. I think I even had a "butt stain" coming on...
So we do a loop and on our way back, Rack says, "Hey let's go hit the "Flush""! I almost "peed" myself right there! So we "head" in that direction and when we get to the hills, Rack's brain "Craps" out and he can't remember what canyon it was in. Yama_Dawgg and Rack start arguing over this "shitty" canyon they are trying to find and take off in a couple directions looking for the "Opening." While they do that, the rest of us just hang out and shoot the "Shit" while they wipe their "asses" trying to figure out where it went.
Rack starts "tooting" his horn and says he finds it!
. Off we go. We hit the "opening" and Rack tells me to "head" down the "Mouth" first. I "head" on down and it is not that bad at first, but then I come around this one section and I almost "soiled" my shorts...
Talk about a "shitty" canyon. Well we made our way down it with a least one place we needed to stop and really "clean out our shorts". We left our "mark" there, took a couple pictures and headed back to camp to change our "shorts".
Great canyon and I recommend anyone that needs to "unload" some "built up" energy to go ride this thing.