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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 96391" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said,</span><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">“</span></span><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?</span><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">”</span></span><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a&%hole" . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">So Kate called him a "</span><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #0068cf"><u>s#@t</u></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Then he finished and left.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Just then our bus arrived, so</span> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012 stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 96391, member: 2"] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=times new roman]Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said,[/FONT][COLOR=#1f497d][FONT=times new roman]“[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=times new roman]Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?[/FONT][COLOR=#1f497d][FONT=times new roman]”[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=times new roman] He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a&%hole" . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Kate called him a "[/FONT][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#0068cf][U]s#@t[/U][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=times new roman] head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Then he finished and left. Just then our bus arrived, so[/FONT][COLOR=#1f497d][FONT=times new roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=times new roman]we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012 stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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