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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 8013" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>A guy was in a bar one night just totally hammered, he asked for one more drink the bartender asked if he could handle it, he said sure why not...he took one sip and puked all over himself...He starts whining that his wife's going to question him about his drinking when the guy next to him said, here's $5 and puts it in his shirt pocket. He told the drunk that if his wife asks, tell her that someone else did it and gave you money for the dry cleaning...he said thanks and walked home. He gets to the front door and starts looking for his keys when his wife opens the door, she asks as expected, What the hell happened to your shirt? he told her exactly what the guys said...she pulled out the $5 out of his pocket and asked what's this for? he said for dry cleaning my shirt, he waits a minute and says...there ought to be more cuz I think he shit in my pants too!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 8013, member: 79"] A guy was in a bar one night just totally hammered, he asked for one more drink the bartender asked if he could handle it, he said sure why not...he took one sip and puked all over himself...He starts whining that his wife's going to question him about his drinking when the guy next to him said, here's $5 and puts it in his shirt pocket. He told the drunk that if his wife asks, tell her that someone else did it and gave you money for the dry cleaning...he said thanks and walked home. He gets to the front door and starts looking for his keys when his wife opens the door, she asks as expected, What the hell happened to your shirt? he told her exactly what the guys said...she pulled out the $5 out of his pocket and asked what's this for? he said for dry cleaning my shirt, he waits a minute and says...there ought to be more cuz I think he shit in my pants too! [/QUOTE]
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