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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 72389" data-attributes="member: 4"><p>The Black Bra (as told by a woman)</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.</p><p>One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.</p><p></p><p>We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.</p><p></p><p>Here's how it all went.</p><p></p><p>My engaged friend:</p><p>The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. </p><p></p><p>The mistress:</p><p>Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night...</p><p></p><p>Then I had to share my story:</p><p>When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, </p><p></p><p>(you are going to love this..)</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>" What's for dinner, Zorro?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 72389, member: 4"] The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night... Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, (you are going to love this..) " What's for dinner, Zorro?" [/QUOTE]
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