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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 20712" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.</p><p>Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my <strong>MAGIC GREEN HAT</strong>.</p><p>When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.</p><p></p><p>I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.</p><p>Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.</p><p></p><p>Here's the hat.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH]176[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p>It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.</p><p></p><p>At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.</p><p></p><p>But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 20712, member: 2"] The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my [B]MAGIC GREEN HAT[/B]. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the hat. [ATTACH]176.vB[/ATTACH] It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order! [/QUOTE]
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