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<blockquote data-quote="Agent2" data-source="post: 13414" data-attributes="member: 17"><p>A hot blonde goes into a pet shop to try and get a very exotic pet. She shops for hours, and finally finds a box of frogs labeled "Oral Sex Frogs". She purchases one, and is told by the pet store staff to carefully read the instructions when she gets home, and to call if there are any problems.</p><p></p><p>She gets home, and the instructions say:</p><p>1. take a shower</p><p>2. Carefully put on makeup and perfume</p><p>3. Pick out a revealing dress and your cutest shoes</p><p>4. Put on jewelry</p><p>5. Lie down on the bed, and place the frog beside you</p><p></p><p>She does all this, and nothing happens, so she calls the pet store. In a few minutes, the pet store staff member arrives at her home. He goes into her bedroom and carefully cradles the frog in both hands, bringing it up to eye level. He then says "OK, I'm going to show you how to do this, one more time!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Agent2, post: 13414, member: 17"] A hot blonde goes into a pet shop to try and get a very exotic pet. She shops for hours, and finally finds a box of frogs labeled "Oral Sex Frogs". She purchases one, and is told by the pet store staff to carefully read the instructions when she gets home, and to call if there are any problems. She gets home, and the instructions say: 1. take a shower 2. Carefully put on makeup and perfume 3. Pick out a revealing dress and your cutest shoes 4. Put on jewelry 5. Lie down on the bed, and place the frog beside you She does all this, and nothing happens, so she calls the pet store. In a few minutes, the pet store staff member arrives at her home. He goes into her bedroom and carefully cradles the frog in both hands, bringing it up to eye level. He then says "OK, I'm going to show you how to do this, one more time! [/QUOTE]
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