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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119507" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">their stories.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">pennies saved etc. etc.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Ernie was left.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Ernie, do you have a story to share?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol,</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">she ran out of bullets, kille d four more with the knife, till the blade</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Stay the f--- away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119507, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]their stories.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]pennies saved etc. etc.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Ernie was left.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Ernie, do you have a story to share?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]she ran out of bullets, kille d four more with the knife, till the blade[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Stay the f--- away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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