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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119505" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">Guess who visits the welfare office....... </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">by 15 kids. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?'' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">that </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">question a thousand times before. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">I'll </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">need all your children's names.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy' and the </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">girls are </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">all named 'Leighroy'.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Leroy?' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">when it's </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' and they all comes a running. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">An' if I </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">had, naming' them all Leroy.' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">to come, </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">and not the whole bunch?' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Then I call them by their last names."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119505, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]Guess who visits the welfare office....... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]by 15 kids. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?'' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]that [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]question a thousand times before. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I'll [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]need all your children's names.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy' and the [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]girls are [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]all named 'Leighroy'.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Leroy?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]when it's [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' and they all comes a running. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]An' if I [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]had, naming' them all Leroy.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]to come, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]and not the whole bunch?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Then I call them by their last names."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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