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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119501" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to think of this and smile.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">' Do you know how they make these gloves? ' he asked. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">' No, I don't, ' she replied. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">' Well,' he spoofed, ' there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She didn't crack a smile. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">she burst out laughing. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">' What's so funny? ' he asked. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">' I was just envisioning how condoms are made! '</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119501, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to think of this and smile.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]' Do you know how they make these gloves? ' he asked. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]' No, I don't, ' she replied. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]' Well,' he spoofed, ' there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She didn't crack a smile. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]she burst out laughing. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]' What's so funny? ' he asked. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]' I was just envisioning how condoms are made! '[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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