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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119500" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">Dating in 1960 </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">He arrived at her house and rang the bell. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">welcomed Fred in. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Have a seat in the living room. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Would you like something to drink? </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Lemonade? Iced tea?' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Iced tea, please,' Fred said. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Mom brought the iced tea. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">she asked. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Oh, probably catch a movie, </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">and then maybe grab a bite to eat at </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach...' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Really?' Fred replied; eyebrows rose. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Oh yes,' the mother continued, </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'When she goes out with her friends, </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">that's all they do!' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Yes,' said the mother. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">thinking about alternate plans for the evening.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">in a bouncy ponytail. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She greeted Fred. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">burst into the house and slammed the </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">front door behind her. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'The Twist, Mom!' she angrily yelled to </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">her mother in the kitchen. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'The freakin' dance is called the Twist!'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119500, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]Dating in 1960 [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He arrived at her house and rang the bell. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]welcomed Fred in. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Have a seat in the living room. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Would you like something to drink? [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Lemonade? Iced tea?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Iced tea, please,' Fred said. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Mom brought the iced tea. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]she asked. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Oh, probably catch a movie, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]and then maybe grab a bite to eat at [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach...' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Really?' Fred replied; eyebrows rose. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Oh yes,' the mother continued, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'When she goes out with her friends, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]that's all they do!' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Yes,' said the mother. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]thinking about alternate plans for the evening.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]in a bouncy ponytail. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She greeted Fred. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]burst into the house and slammed the [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]front door behind her. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'The Twist, Mom!' she angrily yelled to [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]her mother in the kitchen. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'The freakin' dance is called the Twist!'[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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