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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119498" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">First Time Sex </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Since this is such a big event, the girl announces </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">to go out and make love for the first time </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">hour.? He tells the boy everything there is to know about </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">condoms and sex.? At the register, the pharmacist asks </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">family pack.? The boy insists on the family pack because he </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">prayer, with his head down.? 10 minutes pass, and still </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">no movement from the boy.? Finally, after 20 minutes </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">your father was a pharmacist."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119498, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]First Time Sex [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Since this is such a big event, the girl announces [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]to go out and make love for the first time [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]hour.? He tells the boy everything there is to know about [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]condoms and sex.? At the register, the pharmacist asks [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]family pack.? The boy insists on the family pack because he [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]prayer, with his head down.? 10 minutes pass, and still [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]no movement from the boy.? Finally, after 20 minutes [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]your father was a pharmacist."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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