Forums
New posts
Search forums
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
What's new
New posts
New profile posts
Latest activity
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
Off Topic
Off Topic Discussions
The Official Jokes Thread
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119497" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Subject: Financial Planning</strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.</strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong>When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.</strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong>One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.</strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million."</strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.</strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Women are so much better at financial planning than men. </strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Attached is a picture of the stepmother.</strong></span></em></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><img src="http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e243/carlitos777/financialplan.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119497, member: 1090"] [I][COLOR=#333333][B]Subject: Financial Planning Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men. Attached is a picture of the stepmother.[/B][/COLOR][/I] [COLOR=#333333][IMG]http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e243/carlitos777/financialplan.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Off Topic
Off Topic Discussions
The Official Jokes Thread
Top