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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 119329" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>The great white humter who had hunted all around the world had never hunted the Amercian Bison (AKA: Buffalo) and knowing that after the recent killing of buffalo for the hides would make them pretty scarse so he put an ad out for a well experienced guide. A local indian nicknamed Tatonka (Buffalo in Souix) named for his excellent hunting skills replied to his ad and the 2 agreed to meet. They met up on the trail where they got to know each other and trusted each other and rode off together with tatonka out front. Sometimes he would ride far ahead and the hunter wouldn't see him for long periods of time. This one long period the hunter was riding alone and noticed a horse standing without a rider. He drew his gun and rode up to it carefully. As he got nearer he noticed a body lying on the ground with his head turned lying flat in the dirt, it was Tatonka... he called for him Tatonka are you alright?... Tatonka got to his knees looked at the hunter and said Mmmm Buffalo come... the hunter says but Tatonka, how do you know buffalo come there's nothing around here... Tatonka puts his fingers to his ear and says ME KNOW....... ear sticky!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 119329, member: 79"] The great white humter who had hunted all around the world had never hunted the Amercian Bison (AKA: Buffalo) and knowing that after the recent killing of buffalo for the hides would make them pretty scarse so he put an ad out for a well experienced guide. A local indian nicknamed Tatonka (Buffalo in Souix) named for his excellent hunting skills replied to his ad and the 2 agreed to meet. They met up on the trail where they got to know each other and trusted each other and rode off together with tatonka out front. Sometimes he would ride far ahead and the hunter wouldn't see him for long periods of time. This one long period the hunter was riding alone and noticed a horse standing without a rider. He drew his gun and rode up to it carefully. As he got nearer he noticed a body lying on the ground with his head turned lying flat in the dirt, it was Tatonka... he called for him Tatonka are you alright?... Tatonka got to his knees looked at the hunter and said Mmmm Buffalo come... the hunter says but Tatonka, how do you know buffalo come there's nothing around here... Tatonka puts his fingers to his ear and says ME KNOW....... ear sticky! [/QUOTE]
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