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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119325" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">A ship's Captain inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.” "So,” he continued, "Leo you change with Jerry, Tony you change with Bert and Bob you change with Ed."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change," but don't count on things smelling any better!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119325, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]A ship's Captain inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.” "So,” he continued, "Leo you change with Jerry, Tony you change with Bert and Bob you change with Ed."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change," but don't count on things smelling any better![/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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