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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 11076" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><strong>Proofreading is a Dying Art these days!</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter </span></strong></p><p>This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says </span></strong></p><p> No crap, really? Ya think? </p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers </strong></span></p><p> Now that's taking things a bit far! </p><p></p><p> ----------------------------------------------------------- </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over </strong></span></p><p> What a guy! </p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Miners Refuse to Work after Death </strong></span></p><p> No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! </p><p>------------------------------------------------------ </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant </strong></span></p><p>See if that works any better than a fair trial! </p><p> ---------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>War Dims Hope for Peace </strong></span></p><p> I can see where it might have that effect! </p><p> ---------------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile </strong></span></p><p> Ya think?! </p><p>----------------------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures </strong></span></p><p> Who would have thought! </p><p> ---------------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide </strong></span></p><p>They may be on to something! </p><p>------------------------------------------------------------------------ </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges </strong></span></p><p> You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? </p><p> ---------------------------------------------------------- </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge </strong></span></p><p> He probably IS the battery charge! </p><p>---------------------------------------------- </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group </strong></span></p><p>Weren't they fat enough?! </p><p>----------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft </strong></span></p><p>That's what he gets for eating those beans! </p><p> ---------------- --------------------------------- </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks </strong></span></p><p> Do they taste like chicken? </p><p>**************************************** </p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half </strong></span></p><p> Chainsaw Massacre all over again! </p><p> -------------------------------------------------------</p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors </strong></span></p><p> Boy, are they tall! </p><p> ******************************************* </p><p></p><p>And the winner is.... </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead </strong></span></p><p> </p><p> Did I read that right?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 11076, member: 2"] [B]Proofreading is a Dying Art these days![/B] [B][SIZE=4]Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter [/SIZE][/B] This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. ------------------------------------------------------------------ [B][SIZE=4]Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [/SIZE][/B] No crap, really? Ya think? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B]Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [/B][/SIZE] Now that's taking things a bit far! ----------------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B]Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [/B][/SIZE] What a guy! --------------------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B]Miners Refuse to Work after Death [/B][/SIZE] No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------ [SIZE=4][B]Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [/B][/SIZE] See if that works any better than a fair trial! ---------------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B]War Dims Hope for Peace [/B][/SIZE] I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B]If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [/B][/SIZE] Ya think?! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B]Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [/B][/SIZE] Who would have thought! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B]Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [/B][/SIZE] They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [SIZE=4][B]Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [/B][/SIZE] You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ---------------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [/B][/SIZE] He probably IS the battery charge! ---------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [/B][/SIZE] Weren't they fat enough?! ----------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B]Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [/B][/SIZE] That's what he gets for eating those beans! ---------------- --------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B]Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [/B][/SIZE] Do they taste like chicken? **************************************** [SIZE=4][B]Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [/B][/SIZE] Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ------------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=4][B] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [/B][/SIZE] Boy, are they tall! ******************************************* And the winner is.... [SIZE=4][B]Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [/B][/SIZE] Did I read that right? [/QUOTE]
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