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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 11075" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">At that very moment, a bee flew in through his window.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The bee said, </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"What seems to be the problem?"</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"I'm out of gas,"</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> the man answered.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. </span></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">flew to his car and into his gas tank. A few minutes later, the bees flew out.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: olive"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Try it now,"</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"> <span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Wow!"</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> the man exclaimed. "</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">What did you put in my gas tank?"</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The bee answered,</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"> </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Wait for it. Wait for it..</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">You're just gonna love this..</span></span><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/smirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smirk:" title="Smirk :smirk:" data-shortname=":smirk:" /></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span>[/FONT][ATTACH]74[/ATTACH][ATTACH]73[/ATTACH]</p><p>[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 11075, member: 2"] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=3][COLOR=red] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]At that very moment, a bee flew in through his window. The bee said, [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"What seems to be the problem?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"I'm out of gas,"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS] the man answered. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]flew to his car and into his gas tank. A few minutes later, the bees flew out. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=olive][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"Try it now,"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS] said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"Wow!"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS] the man exclaimed. "[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=serif]What did you put in my gas tank?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS] The bee answered,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Wait for it. Wait for it..[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]You're just gonna love this..[/FONT][/COLOR]:smirk:[/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][ATTACH]74.vB[/ATTACH][ATTACH]73.vB[/ATTACH] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=3][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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