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<blockquote data-quote="jackson409" data-source="post: 107741" data-attributes="member: 381"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: blue">You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: blue">Floor 1</span>- These men Have Jobs </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:</strong></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: blue">Floor 2</span> - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: </strong></span><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> Floor 3</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: </span><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> Floor 4</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue">Floor 5</span> - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: </span><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> Floor 6</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. </span><u></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> PLEASE NOTE:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red">New Wives store</span><span style="color: navy"> just across the street. </span></span><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> The </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red">first floor</span><span style="color: navy"> has wives that love sex. </span></span><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> The </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red">second floor</span><span style="color: navy"> has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. </span></span><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> The </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: red">third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors </span><span style="color: navy">have never been visited.</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jackson409, post: 107741, member: 381"] [FONT=Times New Roman][B]A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: [COLOR=blue]You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building![/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B]So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: [COLOR=blue]Floor 1[/COLOR]- These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=blue]Floor 2[/COLOR] - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: [/B][/FONT][B][COLOR=blue] [FONT=Times New Roman] Floor 3[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman] - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: [/FONT][COLOR=blue] [FONT=Times New Roman] Floor 4[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman] - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: [COLOR=blue]Floor 5[/COLOR] - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: [/FONT][COLOR=blue] [FONT=Times New Roman] Floor 6[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman] - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. [/FONT][COLOR=#e01f25][/COLOR][U] [FONT=Times New Roman] PLEASE NOTE:[/FONT][/U] [COLOR=navy] [FONT=Times New Roman] To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red]New Wives store[/COLOR][COLOR=navy] just across the street. [/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=#e01f25][/COLOR][COLOR=navy] [FONT=Times New Roman] The [/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red]first floor[/COLOR][COLOR=navy] has wives that love sex. [/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=#e01f25][/COLOR][COLOR=navy] [FONT=Times New Roman] The [/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red]second floor[/COLOR][COLOR=navy] has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. [/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=#e01f25][/COLOR][COLOR=navy] [FONT=Times New Roman] The [/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=red]third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors [/COLOR][COLOR=navy]have never been visited.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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