Stupid Dog

So...........I have 3 dogs (Chili, Emmy and Pepper), 1 of them I've been wanting to get rid of since she (Emmy)was old enough to bark...she's only 3! Beagle/Heeler mix. She's now the biggest of the 3 and wants to be the head "bitch" however Chili a 7 y/o pure breed Heeler is currently holding that position (plus she's mine and she aint goin no where). Every time I go outside and pet Chili (oldest to youngest), Emmy gets in her face and starts licking her which irritates the hell out of Chili...ongoing occurrence. I go outside last night at around 11:00 to see what they're barking at so frantically (probably a fuckin coyote out trollin for chickens)...by the time I get a flashlight and go out on the patio they've quit and ran back up to me...but I go to look anyways. I get as far as the bar when Emmy starts licking Chili's face (as usual) making her mad and starts growling, last hing I need are those 2 fighting around midnight so I look back to give her a quick mule kick to the butt...INSTEAD I must have hit her leg/knee or ??? something hard as hell (could've been a frickin chair) with my ankle...I swear to god I thought I broke it, I was cussing, limping, hopping around, swingin the flashlight around like a crazed mad man! DAMN it hurt...fuckin dog! After what seemed like an eternity I calmed down and went inside. My duaghter's in the den watching TV, I had her come out and look at it, she said it didn't appear out of wack but I should put ice on it soooo she took care of me. There I am, it's midnight I'm sitting on the couch with my leg on a couple pillows and a bag of frozen veggies on my ankle with pain shooting up to my knee and down to my toes. I swear it was broken but as I sat there I kept twisting/wiggling it so I didn't bust it but probably bruised the hell out of it...fuckin dog! I limp to bed around 1am and slide under the covers trying 1) not to wake up my wife and 2) not to hit/twist my ankle on anything. I think she (Emmy) may have realized she fucked up because she barked again a little later but quit real quick and ran back up onto her bed...No way was I going back out there to check on things, could've been a fuck grizzly out there but I didn't care my ankle hurt like a bitch! :cry: Woke up with it swelled up a little, not too much but damn it hurt but I could walk...:cripple:

Just had to share this with you all...................Anybody want a dog?
 
Ahh the dog you offered me. How sweet.:smirk:

Lesson # 1. Never kick the dog in the dark or they'll stick a chair out in front of ya,:lol:
 
Ahh the dog you offered me. How sweet.:smirk:



Lesson # 1. Never kick the dog in the dark or they'll stick a chair out in front of ya,:lol:
TWS - She's not a bad dog, just a pain in the ASS(ankle in this case) when it comes to Chili. She loves attention and whe nI give it to either of the other 2 she gets in their faces buggin the shit out of them AND me. :foul:

I would have thought the chair jumped out in front of him.:lol::lol::lol:
Geek...Having retraced my steps it may have been the post for the patio cover or a pot, but I still think Emmy did some kind of KUNG FU Beagle on me! :crazy:

sounds like the dog is smarter than its master :P
RACK...:finger:
 
TWS - She's not a bad dog, just a pain in the ASS(ankle in this case) when it comes to Chili. She loves attention and whe nI give it to either of the other 2 she gets in their faces buggin the shit out of them AND me. :foul:



Geek...Having retraced my steps it may have been the post for the patio cover or a pot, but I still think Emmy did some kind of KUNG FU Beagle on me! :crazy:



RACK...:finger:
:smirk: the truth is sometimes painful, but its never the wrong answer. :smirk:
 
:smirk: the truth is sometimes painful, but its never the wrong answer. :smirk:
At 2:00 fricking O'clock this morning they're barking like mad at something out front...they keep running from one side of the house to the other. Not something I myself can ignore...everyone else seems to be able to though! I go outside and they all immediatley lay down on their beds knowing I am pissed...Emmy has that smurck on her face like hmmmmm now where can I position myself this time so he does it again? Oh, It was a coyote by the way! :rant::cripple:
 
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