Sold my YZ250F Saturday

[jbird710]

I’d throw Chase Sexton in there too when it comes to unluckiest; can’t say how many races I’ve seen him leading when, for no reason, he wads himself up with no one else around him.

 

[2Wheels]

Yep Cameron Smackadoo cant catch a break either. I always say "I'm gonna take it easy today" and that last about 15 minutes. I've been pretty lucky been riding for 30 years and only broken about 12 bones, two vertebrae and one helicopter ride. Not bad! I feel pretty good today, hell I wanna go ride right now. Reminds me of a girlfriend I had in high school that would chew my dick up.

 

[bweighmaster]

Every time I go to the doctor any more, they ask me when was the last time I fell. I don’t understand why they consistently ask me this question when there’s nothing in my medical history to indicate that is a problem. So, last time I was pissed when hearing it yet again and I answered, “Three years ago I blew around a blind corner in the woods on my dirt bike and couldn’t shutdown before hitting an unexpected mudhole, causing me to slide out.”. The nurse just looked at me like a tree full of owls.

When they ask me , I just laugh and say , I ride dirtbikes ..
That usually stops that conversation ...