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You don't want me to post mine....:smirk::stirthepot:

Holy hell, I'd have to shoot from the pits with that thing. :shocked:
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”



Talking to my wife about her job yesterday, she's been having a pretty rough last couple months and without prompting she starts teling me she has run out of "giving a shit"... I told her about the no fucks to give going on on DBA... she liked it but will refrain from the :f: ........ for now. Then I said something to her later and she asked me, so...... you think that'll get my shits back cuz I sure as hell don't have any more to give..... :lol: