So Fellas, I know you can help me out. You know when you finally get that girl to finally bob up and down on your war helmet? And then, just when you about to unleash your swim team but, instead you float an air biscuit that would knock a buzzard off an out house. We've all been there but, how do you guys get another date? Is it possible?
Need some sage advice.
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Blame it on the dog
Hahaha! I knew I could count on Steve for some counsel! !!!
Tell her you were merely testing her to see if she actually liked all of you and if she doesn't 
How long ago was the said air-biscuit floated?
I would say it all depends on the duration of the biscuit not the smell, although duration and smell will usually win them over. EXAMPLE: If it was just a little squeaker, I’d say your good to ask in a day. However, if it is a long drawn out whisker biscut, and she never even came up for air, put a ring on her finger as you have found the one that can put up with ALL YOUR SHIT!
Haha! DBA never disappoints!! Bravo Fellas, Bravo!
Good question, and I should have been more specific. It was in Grade 8 one night after a Teen Dance (before I was married). I met this gal named Margo and she told me that she played the Tuba in our school Band. I'm thinking, "this girl plays the Tuba- there has to be a little GMajor action here!!!" In any event, we broke into Old Man Johnson's cabin and I said to her, "You can't tell me that a gal that plays the Tuba in a band doesn't have a boyfriend". I guess my intestinal nerves got the better of me because that biscuit I floated in that seminal moment sounded eerily like a wounded Screech Owl mating with 2 Cougars in a mailbox. Not saying I was proud of this moment, only wondering if you guys think it would be worth me asking if she would consider a second date?
4 or 5 decades later? That should be good enough, give her a call and this time not with your butt trumpet.
