I seen this over there, yeah you know where I mean. I laughed so hard I almost shaarted myself. It WILL help you go faster tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7LlZZ8_REM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7LlZZ8_REM
You forgot to have them put a DBA sticker on the bike for more speed.