Locking Up A Dirt Bike

[James]

hey i had my bike stolen what makes you think i wouldnt do this? we have 6 rifles and others..... if I catch someone trying to get to my shit I will blast their balls off and the knee caps...............

You're telling me that you have a laser system that will cut intruders into little pieces ( I guess you also have pigs as you feed the pieces to them ). Plus you have 6 rifles aimed at the garage, do you have a SWAT or Spec Ops team on the payroll or something? Oh and I almost forget about the tear gas.

i now installed a lazer alarm, so that any fucker that comes in and steals my bike, their body will be sliced into pieces. and then i would feed it to the pigs. I also have about 6 rifles aiming if the garage were to open again, to blast them as well if the laser fails. but I do come home from lunch everyday and make sure my alarms are set and tear gas is ready to go as well. DONT FUCK WITH DEEEEEEEE

hey i had my bike stolen

Sorry about your stolen bike.

if I catch someone trying to get to my shit I will blast their balls off and the knee caps...............

As will I

 

[Rack]

I have my bike locked up in a shed and whom ever tries to open it will get a shotgun blast to the head, considering the trigger is linked to the knob of the door.

i now installed a lazer alarm, so that any fucker that comes in and steals my bike, their body will be sliced into pieces. and then i would feed it to the pigs. I also have about 6 rifles aiming if the garage were to open again, to blast them as well if the laser fails. but I do come home from lunch everyday and make sure my alarms are set and tear gas is ready to go as well. DONT FUCK WITH DEEEEEEEE

 

[PBK]

I just put a padlock threw the sprocket and chain, i know its a small deterrent but its better that nuthin oh and if i ever catch someone tryin to take my shit ill go buy some pigs just to feed them to'em.


EDIT; Or maybe i'll just go feeed them to Dee's pigs