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<blockquote data-quote="PALMER84ONE" data-source="post: 221235" data-attributes="member: 6"><p>I call BS! You would do the Jenner and you know it!</p><p></p><p>I would come home and say:</p><p>me: honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery.</p><p>her: are we going someplace?</p><p>me: no, I am kicking your ass out.</p><p>her: but half is mine.</p><p>me: yep, and you are still packing your bags.</p><p>her: but I thought you loved me.</p><p>me: I do, I got you the best spa, full service senior living money can buy.</p><p>her: I'm not paying for that.</p><p>me: I am, I need some seat time!</p><p>her: you are going to go riding one of those damn 12 motor scooters aren't you?</p><p>me: no, I am buying a motorhome, a few new bikes, picking up Timo, and we are traveling the USA in search of SSS by day, and whores by night. </p><p></p><p>me: Timo, you with me? </p><p>Tim: No, I gotta work.<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/smirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smirk:" title="Smirk :smirk:" data-shortname=":smirk:" /> </p><p></p><p>me: honey, I'm home. <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/cry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cry:" title="Cry :cry:" data-shortname=":cry:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PALMER84ONE, post: 221235, member: 6"] I call BS! You would do the Jenner and you know it! I would come home and say: me: honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery. her: are we going someplace? me: no, I am kicking your ass out. her: but half is mine. me: yep, and you are still packing your bags. her: but I thought you loved me. me: I do, I got you the best spa, full service senior living money can buy. her: I'm not paying for that. me: I am, I need some seat time! her: you are going to go riding one of those damn 12 motor scooters aren't you? me: no, I am buying a motorhome, a few new bikes, picking up Timo, and we are traveling the USA in search of SSS by day, and whores by night. me: Timo, you with me? Tim: No, I gotta work.:smirk: me: honey, I'm home. :cry: [/QUOTE]
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