Get the snip reversed 
If I won the lottery I would....
- Thread starter Redordead89
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LOL!!!!Get the snip reversed
Dude!!!!
Snip it, snip it good.....As sung to "DeVos" whip it! LOL!
I call BS! You would do the Jenner and you know it!Get the snip reversed
I would come home and say:
me: honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery.
her: are we going someplace?
me: no, I am kicking your ass out.
her: but half is mine.
me: yep, and you are still packing your bags.
her: but I thought you loved me.
me: I do, I got you the best spa, full service senior living money can buy.
her: I'm not paying for that.
me: I am, I need some seat time!
her: you are going to go riding one of those damn 12 motor scooters aren't you?
me: no, I am buying a motorhome, a few new bikes, picking up Timo, and we are traveling the USA in search of SSS by day, and whores by night.
me: Timo, you with me?
Tim: No, I gotta work.
me: honey, I'm home.
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I call BS! You would do the Jenner and you know it!
I would come home and say:
me: honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery.
her: are we going someplace?
me: no, I am kicking your ass out.
her: but half is mine.
me: yep, and you are still packing your bags.
her: but I thought you loved me.
me: I do, I got you the best spa, full service senior living money can buy.
her: I'm not paying for that.
me: I am, I need some seat time!
her: you are going to go riding one of those damn 12 motor scooters aren't you?
me: no, I am buying a motorhome, a few new bikes, picking up Timo, and we are traveling the USA in search of SSS by day, and whores by night.
me: Timo, you with me?
Tim: No, I gotta work.
me: honey, I'm home.
We would you knowI call BS! You would do the Jenner and you know it!
I would come home and say:
me: honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery.
her: are we going someplace?
me: no, I am kicking your ass out.
her: but half is mine.
me: yep, and you are still packing your bags.
her: but I thought you loved me.
me: I do, I got you the best spa, full service senior living money can buy.
her: I'm not paying for that.
me: I am, I need some seat time!
her: you are going to go riding one of those damn 12 motor scooters aren't you?
me: no, I am buying a motorhome, a few new bikes, picking up Timo, and we are traveling the USA in search of SSS by day, and whores by night.
me: Timo, you with me?
Tim: No, I gotta work.
me: honey, I'm home.
, she read my post and said Awwwww ,
Then lost it reading yojrs
But yes we would anyway
We would you know
, she read my post and said Awwwww ,
Then lost it reading yojrs
But yes we would anyway
Mine is all in fun. I showed that to mine, I would never post again. 6 feet under.
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Evil with tattoos n sharp heels no doubtLOL!!!!
Fishing on the Bourbon acres lake you say, aye says I, but you should call it a loch! and attach some Tartan to promo material 
lol
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I call BS! You would do the Jenner and you know it!
I would come home and say:
me: honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery.
her: are we going someplace?
me: no, I am kicking your ass out.
her: but half is mine.
me: yep, and you are still packing your bags.
her: but I thought you loved me.
me: I do, I got you the best spa, full service senior living money can buy.
her: I'm not paying for that.
me: I am, I need some seat time!
her: you are going to go riding one of those damn 12 motor scooters aren't you?
me: no, I am buying a motorhome, a few new bikes, picking up Timo, and we are traveling the USA in search of SSS by day, and whores by night.
me: Timo, you with me?
Tim: No, I gotta work.
me: honey, I'm home.
fricken Timo and his pipe dream of free time. Sorry Timo.
