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I don't bite too hard.....hahahaaarrdd #15 is my favorite
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<blockquote data-quote="lovestrucks" data-source="post: 16767" data-attributes="member: 173"><p>hahah this reminds me of this</p><p></p><p>Things to do at Wal-Mart:</p><p></p><p>while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:</p><p>Put items in peoples carts when they aren't looking.</p><p></p><p>Ask for help finding the Wall Department.</p><p></p><p>Set alarms in clock department to ring 5-minutes apart.</p><p></p><p>Set all demo auto stereos to Talk radio stations.</p><p></p><p>Ask about Free Samples in every department.</p><p></p><p>Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms.</p><p></p><p>Ask for a boost up to the top shelf.</p><p></p><p>Try out a Slip n Slide with bottled water.</p><p></p><p>tell an employee in an official tone,</p><p>'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.</p><p></p><p>Ask to try out new fishing lure in fish tank dept.</p><p></p><p>At the Service Desk- put a bag of M&M's on lay away.</p><p></p><p>Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.</p><p></p><p>Ask why "One size fits all" won't fit you?</p><p>If asked if you need help, start to cry & ask</p><p>'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'</p><p>Use a security camera as a mirror to pick your nose.</p><p></p><p>While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.</p><p></p><p>Check accuracy amount by unrolling scotch tape.</p><p></p><p>run around suspiciously & hum "Mission Impossible Song"</p><p>Hide in clothing rack, then say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"</p><p>After intercom voice, scream "NO! not the voices again!!!"</p><p>And last but not least...</p><p>Go to fitting room, shut door- wait a while then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"</p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lovestrucks, post: 16767, member: 173"] hahah this reminds me of this Things to do at Wal-Mart: while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: Put items in peoples carts when they aren't looking. Ask for help finding the Wall Department. Set alarms in clock department to ring 5-minutes apart. Set all demo auto stereos to Talk radio stations. Ask about Free Samples in every department. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms. Ask for a boost up to the top shelf. Try out a Slip n Slide with bottled water. tell an employee in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens. Ask to try out new fishing lure in fish tank dept. At the Service Desk- put a bag of M&M's on lay away. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Ask why "One size fits all" won't fit you? If asked if you need help, start to cry & ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Use a security camera as a mirror to pick your nose. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Check accuracy amount by unrolling scotch tape. run around suspiciously & hum "Mission Impossible Song" Hide in clothing rack, then say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" After intercom voice, scream "NO! not the voices again!!!" And last but not least... Go to fitting room, shut door- wait a while then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!" :lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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