I don't bite too hard.....hahahaaarrdd #15 is my favorite


1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars... See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom... Don't disguise your voice.

3. Everytime Someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 wks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuna'

6. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with the prophecy'

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify that your drive through order is 'to go'

10. Sing along at the opera

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won'

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'run for your lives! they're loose!'

15. Tell your children over dinner 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go'


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James

Staff member
:lol: Some funny stuff right there.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
Here's another that goes why this.

16. When you're at Subway and they ask what you want on your sub, just say "Yeah that'll be fine".


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hahah this reminds me of this

Things to do at Wal-Mart:

while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
Put items in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

Ask for help finding the Wall Department.

Set alarms in clock department to ring 5-minutes apart.

Set all demo auto stereos to Talk radio stations.

Ask about Free Samples in every department.

Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms.

Ask for a boost up to the top shelf.

Try out a Slip n Slide with bottled water.

tell an employee in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.

Ask to try out new fishing lure in fish tank dept.

At the Service Desk- put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Ask why "One size fits all" won't fit you?
If asked if you need help, start to cry & ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Use a security camera as a mirror to pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Check accuracy amount by unrolling scotch tape.

run around suspiciously & hum "Mission Impossible Song"
Hide in clothing rack, then say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
After intercom voice, scream "NO! not the voices again!!!"
And last but not least...
Go to fitting room, shut door- wait a while then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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hahah this reminds me of this

Things to do at Wal-Mart:

while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
Put items in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

Ask for help finding the Wall Department.

Set alarms in clock department to ring 5-minutes apart.

Set all demo auto stereos to Talk radio stations.

Ask about Free Samples in every department.

Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms.

Ask for a boost up to the top shelf.

Try out a Slip n Slide with bottled water.

tell an employee in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.

Ask to try out new fishing lure in fish tank dept.

At the Service Desk- put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Ask why "One size fits all" won't fit you?
If asked if you need help, start to cry & ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Use a security camera as a mirror to pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Check accuracy amount by unrolling scotch tape.

run around suspiciously & hum "Mission Impossible Song"
Hide in clothing rack, then say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
After intercom voice, scream "NO! not the voices again!!!"
And last but not least...
Go to fitting room, shut door- wait a while then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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I love shopping at wallyworld with my kids. I look at the oversized bra hold it to my chest and say "does this make my ass look fat?" My girls are always amazed at my antics and laugh till they cry. I make sure I do it when other customers are around. :devil:

Do you actually think I will ever see the same people twice?
 
I love shopping at wallyworld with my kids. I look at the oversized bra hold it to my chest and say "does this make my ass look fat?" My girls are always amazed at my antics and laugh till they cry. I make sure I do it when other customers are around. :devil:

Do you actually think I will ever see the same people twice?
:lol:
 
Don't you guys ever go to walmart and play Walmart Bingo? Never heard of it. Google "Walmart Bingo Card" It makes shopping at walmart so enjoyable!:lol:
 
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