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I don't bite too hard.....hahahaaarrdd #15 is my favorite
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<blockquote data-quote="turrbodee" data-source="post: 16624" data-attributes="member: 373"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars... See if they slow down.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2. Page yourself over the intercom... Don't disguise your voice.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3. Everytime Someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 wks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">5. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuna'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">6. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with the prophecy'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">9. Specify that your drive through order is 'to go'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10. Sing along at the opera</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'run for your lives! they're loose!'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">15. Tell your children over dinner 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go'</span></p><p></p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/devil.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":devil:" title="Devil :devil:" data-shortname=":devil:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="turrbodee, post: 16624, member: 373"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"] 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars... See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom... Don't disguise your voice. 3. Everytime Someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 wks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 5. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuna' 6. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with the prophecy' 7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 9. Specify that your drive through order is 'to go' 10. Sing along at the opera 11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day 12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won' 14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'run for your lives! they're loose!' 15. Tell your children over dinner 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go'[/FONT] :lol: :devil: [/QUOTE]
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